No Drgaon Quest/Warrior?

Did anybody actually believe that stuff? Yes, probably small children, which is one of the main demographics the game seems geared toward.

That entire trailer made me cringe even back when it was first shown. You’re promising people the moon, guys! Maybe dial it back a bit?

Capitalism?

On this extremely circuitous map, it takes forever to finally meet an enemy face-to-face. A lot of the time, you’re just following a straight line, slowly inking it up and then squidding (yes, a verb) backwards uphill to refill. It’s so tedious. I wanna fight!

Are they really going to start charging for it after July? Why?

Is there an option for Japanese audio and English subtitles?

Nice, thanks!

Wait, so is this new TV show an anime, or live action? I mean you’re calling it an “adaptation” of an anime, implying that it’s not going to be an anime itself?

Stephen, could you elaborate a bit on how it looked far from complete? I’m curious, since the demo looked pretty polished to me. But I wasn’t there.

I hope there’s at least one instance of “A Stingy Backer”.

I disagree. Plague Knight’s campaign was, for me, effectively a new game. I am very hyped for Specter Knight and King Knight’s campaigns. I’m not sure why you think “most fans would agree” with you.

The Wii “birthed” shovelware? Man, you must be young. Shovelware is as old as software itself, and there was plenty of it on e.g. the NES.

So out of the top 10 most popular Pokémon, 6 of them are legendary. *sigh* That explains a lot.

The Pokémon Company in May: “We’ll have a lot more info in June!”

Thanks for the front-page spoilers, Luke!

Raise your hand if, before reading the article, you assumed that “Final Fantasy Disease” referred to the fact that Square is putting the vast majority of its eggs in the Final Fantasy basket, creating ever-more unrealistic expectations for their flagship series while leaving their other properties to rot.

How are amiibo doing these days, sales-wise?

Four months to go.

What purpose does 120 sides serve?