I can’t imagîne being desperate enough and separated far enough from technology to consider a swimsuit issue an adequate masturbatory instrument.

I think it was Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty. Bought it when I bought my PS2. Good times.

Otters >>>>>> Raccoons

Ehh, if you say so man.

Why?

Love Zach’s work.

I honestly don’t know if there’s any difference between the NBA and MLB (I think the all-NBA teams and Gold Gloves are media voted awards) so if that is the case then yes he very well could’ve been appointed because voters just assumed he deserved them. Kobe got at least two all-defensive teams after he actually stop…

Ugh.

This shit is way more funny than it has any reason to be.

“Me and my sports writer friends didn’t act like professional athletes did!” Who gives a fuck Ley

It’s interesting the parts of his article you want to take at face value & the ones that deserve parsing & nuance. For the umpteenth time, there are circumstances when it is perfectly acceptable for a police officer to shoot someone, even a black person. HOWEVER when a person is shot by police we want the shooting to…

So you don’t feel an ounce of hypocrisy for insulting LaVar Ball but simultaneously amplyfying every absurd comment he made for your own/your company’s benefit?

Suck a dick

I don’t mean to insult you (insult incoming) but how can you logically come to this conclusion? Regardless of intent or bias, news outlets commit errors daily which should be expected. They found the error and corrected themselves publically which is what we expect from reputable news sources. If THIS is what finally…

If we’re traveling down this road of people I’d love to fictionally have the opportunity to kill, Leopold of Belgium is before Assad.

I wonder how old Sapkowski is, because this seems like the type of idea someone either young and hard up for money would is, or someone older and totally oblivious to the popularity of video games.  

This is assuming that his constituency has the inclination to be respected as intelligent, thinking, adults and therefore at all interested in the truth, as opposed to the type of people that only want to win arguments on message boards/grocery store checkout lines with fodder that can be proven wrong with the…

Wouldn’t that be on the owners that make much more than tens of millions on the league they ultimately control?

Ritual suicide is reserved for the honorable. Sean Spicer has long since relinquished any such claim.

Like seriously, who is “Lady Gaga had a better stage performance / set than Beyoncé” according to? I’m not asking for poll numbers, this is honestly the first time I’ve heard someone say this.