Stop Staring at My Tits

Have you ever seen a man recoil at needing to hold a woman’s purse for literally 10 seconds while she puts on a jacket? Imagine this person choosing to spend 400 pages inhabiting a woman’s thoughts.

He was and I believe still is. She stood by her man and the gravy train. No one knows how much she actually knew but when the accusations came out she still supported his rapey ass so she can get fuck all the way off.

Didn’t realize there was a strict age limit on having long hair and wearing certain dresses. Better set an appointment to cut my hair the appropriate length once I hit middle age.

There is absolutely no reason for the police, who are not trained stunt drivers but rather careless assholes, to be engaging in high speed chases on roads shared by the general public. This reminds me of the cop who recently flipped a pregnant woman's car when she didn't immediately pull over on an unsafe shoulder.…

I worked with a chef for years who would literally have his dick out under his apron. And now restaurant owners are like "Wha??? No one wants to work?"

“I didn’t even want to be in them,” he continued, while visibly perspiring. “Who wants money and fame in some of the biggest movies of our time? I’m happy watching the old stuff anyways, back before it got mainstream. I definitely didn’t audition for the new ones, and never heard back, ahaha, why do you ask? Oh, you…

Worst?

Im just personally mourning the loss of the 90's angry girl who spoke to my teenage soul that for some reason evolved into culture vulture and now a basic country pop star. but again, that’s just personal.

Nah, they were both still married when they met. There were a lot of people invested in the fairy tale seeming nature of their previous marriages (Gwen and Gavin being a 90s power couple, Miranda crushed on Blake from afar.) Then they went on to be very public and extra about their relationship together.

I remain to be fully convinced that Mr. Zuckerberg is actually biologically human.

Except Britney was an adult when the conservatorship started. Her antics do not come close to what they did so there’s one difference. Another is that at least one of them had/still has a history of violence against other people whereas she never did.

I know this is a separate issue, but I’d really like to know why men like Charlie Sheen or Sean Penn or Robert Downey Junior never got a conservatorship when they were acting erratically and unhinged.

Traffic stops should not receive the death penalty.  

“A large swath of this country is made of morons and that’s been no better highlighted than the previous 5 years.”

Well, I can tell you that matt gaetz is trying to push for positivity from women after it was revealed that he raped a minor in some kind of fucked up pedo ring, as for ted cruz? He’s basically a drunk parrot with mental problems piloting an old-world style marionette filled with expired meat and onions that’s just…

Like Kanye West? That deep end?

His reputation is based mostly of the opinion of shallow yet well intentioned white people who think they are “doing the work” by following him on Facebook. I’ve been one of them in the past. It’s not a good look. 

Trump stories like this remind me that it’s been heaven having trump de-platformed everywhere, especially Twitter. Not having to hear about every turd that drops out of trumps anus shaped mouth is paradise.

People want this to be a lab leak because it’s a lot easier to cope with the idea that “if China just had tighter lab security none of this would have happened” than it is to cope with the idea that pandemics are going to pop up every once in a while, and it is painfully obvious that we are totally unprepared in all…