Where’s the Joe Biden who challenged opponents to push-up contests and fists fights? Since they’ve won the presidency these fucking feckless idiots keep laying down for Republicans.

I can’t post the link but new Gawker had a piece on it a few days ago. It sounds like they simultaneously got rid of a bunch of people and wanted more content produced? Meanwhile Rich is still here writing really long boring pieces on stuff no one cares about.

Can we please stop asking celebrities to have opinions beyond their latest role? They’re as dumb and uneducated as the general public, just prettier, but you don’t see cameras asking every average Becky on the street what she thinks of vaccine mandates - for good reason.

The top Hollywood actor who has consistently given me gay vibes is Will Smith. Or is it just me?

I’m a male nurse, and I stick urinary catheters up the penises of men in the ICU with Covid-19. If we could somehow show that to every American man, we’d get 90%+ immunization. Also, any man who is admitted to the ICU, intubated, put on steroids, for more than a week, is almost guaranteed to be impotent for an unknown…

Here’s the thing. I don’t think Chris Pratt meant to intentionally imply that his daughter is somehow better than his son because of her relative health status. But the fact that he didn’t think at all about how that might impact his son or his son’s mom? And his kids apparently come after a baseball card? Again,…

“I love how much my wife loves me.”

Clearly they’re really just friends and she’s just doing what she does by keeping a buzz around her name. But also why him? I’ll never understand what is so alluring about this guy that women even want to be seen with him, let alone spend time with him. He seems like a lot of work to be around and like he’d have a lot…

Honestly, I see all the complaining about “wokeness” as childish outrage from grown men/women that can’t accept a world where their “jokes” are not accepted. 

It must be so weird to be a teenager and do normal teen things like getting in and out of relationships or being unsure of who you’re compatible with, but to have it become international news. There’s a real aspect of voyeurism and living vicariously through celebrities I think we all subscribe too. Its just a little…

“Real food and vitamins”

The idea that heavily tattooed people will regret their tattoos in their old age is pretty hilarious given that, according to the people I know in those age brackets, those are the years when you give the least fucks.

the thing that makes GBBO special is that it is not about artificially inducing failure or celebrating horrible people and adversarial competition. it is the opposite of nearly all “reality” TV.

give amateur bakers the tools and the (minimum) time necessary to achieve something. tell them in advance (other than the…

How about for every Gabby Petito story Jezebel publishes, you publish two stories about BIPOC women who are missing and/or murdered?

We’ve turned death into a reality show played out on social media accounts. There’s a selfishness to it that that borders on inhuman. One person is dead, one is missing, we know next to nothing about the details, and this constant, gleeful, public speculation from total strangers is really off-putting.

Yep—this is evidence of decency at play. Also it’s significant that this is a doctor who remembers the time before legal abortion. He’s seen the consequences.

What a mensch. godspeed doctor.

This isn’t that surprising. Capitalism usually finds a way to adapt and profit from it’s detractors.

There will be a lot of people over the next couple of days expressing dismay that the unity we felt in the aftermath of 9/11 has gone away. Beyond that everyone was not a beneficiary of that unity, “unity” and “groupthink” are flipsides of the same coin.  And I would say the unity we experienced after 9/11 was a bad…

This is like the third article this week on the Mulaney/Munn thing that literally started with