Who Matt Gaetz, Tucker Carlson and the rest of the idjits say was infiltrating the MAGA coup-riot crowd: Antifa.

I know I’m applying logic to an illogical situation but the insurgents WANT Russian influence now? (I'm pretty sure Russian intelligence would never do business with a person who advertised the crime they committed, if Killing Eve and the Bond movies are any indication.)

I was just so embarrassed for the entire country when that happened.

Any contractor Trump has stiffed over the years...

Those familiar with me know Mr. Penguin is disabled, so I have done a ton of shit I never thought I would have to do until we were way old and hopefully could afford to pay someone to do shit. But I digress.

Yeah, Republicans have been running up deficits and Democrats fixing them for what, forty years now? Buy yeah, NYT, keep working that narrative.

Did the pandemic end? Did I miss the memo? WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL GOING ON VACATION?

Seeing how they treated the parents/survivors of school shootings..

If there was ever a group who deserved the trial from the end of Idiocracy, it’s these turds.

Any one of us could probably be “one of the most beautiful women in the world” if we had all the work done on us that she’s had.  I feel pretty confident about that.

Oh man... all I can say is reach out. I’ve been in a similar place. It can get better if you want it even a tiny bit.  You do have a purpose, and there’s help available.  Sending you strength and support!

I resonate with Anthony Hopkins’s message. I’m currently drinking myself to death on purpose because of my husband’s death years ago and I feel like I have no purpose. I do want to quit, but I’m not sure if I want to live.

I love how a girlfriend’s highly specific and unprompted statement, corroborated by a lawyer who also represented the alleged bomb builder, that the guy was building bombs in an identified location is seen as insufficient for a warrant to search said location, but...

Money over people’s lives... sounds about right.

“nowadays this would barely make news.”

I wholeheartedly believe he thinks this will net him the presidential election over Biden. “See, I fought for the people and deserve a second term.” His mashed potato brain can’t process the loss. He’s come full circle on the gaslighting and convinced himself of his own bullshit.

This comment is why we shouldn't have the death penalty at all. 

I can’t wait to think of this 9 year old bringing in a quarter of a billion dollars the next time I read a heartwarming tale about a 94 year old man delivering pizza to make ends meet who gets the unexpected tip of a lifetime! Or the teacher who is teaching classes online from the hospital the day after she gave…