Wow! That sounds intense! At school we started to get on better once we started to take part in school teams and choirs together in grade 3 or 4. But FI kids were bused in, so there was my own neighbourhood to contend with too.

Gotta show pics of this alleged cat, it’s the law.

For me here in Quebec it would be the first referendum vote in 1980. The retoric running up to the vote was so tense that even as a kid of 7 I was very aware of it and the general feeling of either you were a french quebecois or you were the enemy. I even had a grown ass woman spit at me when she heard me speak English…

Men have been fucking up this world for literal centuries. Literal. Centuries.

Men have a daily hormone cycle. Women, once a month.

I mean, duh. trump is many things, but mainly, he’s a bullshit artist. And to the uninformed and ignorant, he is dangerously impressive. He’s been playing billionaire pretty much forever, and despite the fact that he’s never earned a single dollar of his own money he can put up a facsimile. He duped a bunch of…

It’s like, did anyone remember Glenn Beck after he left Fox News to make his own “media empire”? And Beck is probably the better businessman.

Im sorry...defund MY BUTT?!

I love how he deemed it necessary to state how many years he was on staff- was that an innocent detail or does he think that 27 years of service should permit him to masturbate to a video feed of his coworkers without consequence? I’m not feeling particularly generous, so I’ll go with the latter

Here’s the thing to Jez readers. If you want the site to stop writing about the KarTrashians ... stop engaging with their stories.

It’s worked great for the evangelists. “GOD SAYS I NEED A NEW JET!” Where do I send the money?

Maybe save the complaints for when she makes the Secret Service buy merch at the bookstore. You know, like Trump charging them for literal drinking water at the clubhouse.

Not even remotely a close comparison.

Who refused to accept the last election results, ya mad turtle? Questions were asked about foreign interference (ya know, the foreign interference the FBI and CIA flagged) and what role the Trump campaign may have had in it (as it turns out, at least some, as per Donny Jr). But nobody refused to accept the results or…

I adore your use of her real, white-as-fuck name. I genuinely despise her entire schtick.

If Joe Biden’s pandemic response turns out to be literally nothing at all it’d still tower over Lard Belly’s violently inept display of gassy egotism, bottomless greed and total incompetence. Doing or saying nothing might not do anything to slow the virus or make up for the vast damage it’s done, but it wouldn’t…

The only thing Elizabeth Woolridge Grant ever did right was insult Moby to his face and have Moby unironically include that insult in his book.

The Trump administration effectively began with Sean Spicer bleating and lying about crowd size, and it effectively ends with this, and I’m not sure whether this is an improvement or a decline.

Just a giant reminder to everyone, Trump is not required to concede. It’s considered a tradition and the right thing to do, but his refusing to do so will not change the result (it’ll mostly make him look like a giant sore loser). We will do the recounts (which historically tend to make the outcome even more…

I agree that our election process is totally borked, but let’s not disrespect those grannies that showed up and worked through the night during a damn pandemic.