Hmm. Interesting theory. Here's an alternative: the game isn't out yet.

"Sources say the Sounders are unlikely to recoup their investment in what may be the shortest professional career of any professional athlete whose name begins with X" #disappointment

Spurs promptly put in a $20,000,000 transfer bid for Bailey after the match.

Eh, I've not tipped before. I'm sorry I don't feel tipping is mandatory, you are in the service industry, if you give bad service I give a bad tip.

The more Federer/Nadal/Serena/Maria lose to inferior players on off days, the more the inferior players believe it's possible. Just part of getting older / injured / whatever. Good for Kyrgios.

Kid is funny, too—tweeted this morning something like "We have 14 grand slams between us, so it should be a pretty good…

thats what I thought at first too, then I remember she can't be burned which is unrealistic too, then I remembered she has dragons, which don't exist, so then I just said "fuck it" and enjoyed the show...

No other controller will compare to GC's

Commemorating your murders with tats reminds me of this:

360 degrees ain't what it used to be.

I swear I'm starting to feel like one of the only ones who doesn't have the new gen, and has no desire to buy either them yet. Maybe in a year.

Here's an extended cut, which is just as great. Please note the random dude who just flies in out of nowhere and dunks.

Well, I'll just file this under "problem I'll never ever have to worry about".

I think the highlighted comment system should be disabled here. It gives an unfair advantage (yes, I know the judge doesn't decide based on stars alone, but it reduces visibility given many people may only read the highlighted comment), and since hardly anybody even knows how it works in the first place...
I don't even…

Done!

What could go wrong?

Wonder if these virtual headsets will do well in movie theaters like 3d-glasses did.

I'm a teacher as well. I have diabetic children who need to eat food in class in order to stay balanced. I have Autistic children who need to chew gum as a self-soothing method in order to help stay focused. I have students who use their phones because there's a great big world of research out there, and the…

Yep, he's such a loser. He doesn't even spend his time insulting complete strangers on the internet.

Well if nothing else now all current-gen consoles are very clearly differentiated by a distinctive doohickey.