Not at all a logical segway, Rob.

So...

Not pictured: scores of dead innocent bystanders.

He seems to have a weird obsession with hating the NBA...

Never forget the triple head-shot

Also known as the "Average Score"

"spoons me out"? Europeans are so weird.

Pictured:

"I'm not the biggest McDonald's fan. But it's free, so why not?"

The year of Luigi would end with one more Luigi-centric announcement and quickly transition to: the Year of DK

Pictured: Old, Sage

Almost every vet tech where I live is covered in tattoos - seems like a shrewd business model. Also, the veterinary tattoo market has huge growth potential.

OK Kotaku, you've done your journalistic duty and exposed this game as a terrible rip-off with crap gameplay. Now please, if you have any journalistic integrity, stop reporting on it! Don't give this garbage any more publicity. Don't let Nguyen think he can have the world's fascination for producing such shit.

I think Jason Keidel, who obviously doesn't molest children, really needs to put out a few columns on the subject to disprove to all those idiots that think JASON KEIDEL MOLESTS CHILDREN.

"working"

MH3U probably beats out a few of these.