Uh yes? DKC Returns sold easily over a million copies worldwide and was one of the best games on both Wii and 3DS when it was ported to that. Retro makes fantastic games.

Panini should include a handful of #'d, autographed examples in next year's trading card packs... "Look, mommy, I pulled a 1/1 Robin Ficker/GO FUCK OFF" Yay!

He's showin' em his 'A' face...

Not seconds, not thirds, not fourths, not fifths, not sixths.

Ohhhh, it was the ottoman. That screen grab was fucking with me.

Golf carts hitting anyone is funny

While 7.2.1 may be crystal clear, the rules relating to legal and illegal blows to the head are not. They're designed to protect players from this kind of impact...but only certain players in certain situations. For instance, Quarterbacks in the pocket are off-limits, quarterbacks making a run like Le'Veon Bell are…

How badly do you think that cameraman shit his pants when he got the shove and then the look of death from Heath Miller?

The original 2 Chains

The game, I hope you meant "beat the game".

Apparently, Flacco caused quite the stir around the Ravens' offices. He was so steamed about the Wildcat packages, he stormed out of the press conference, slammed the door on his Camry, and kicked up some gravel as he merged on to Owings Mills Boulevard. Almost clipped a UPS truck, that Flacco.

Don Quixote: "ATTACK!"

Gah, thanks - forgetting names is my worst hobbit.

He was also born in Toronto. If Andrew Wiggins is Maple Jordan, Anthony Bennett is Maple Olowokandi.

Lee Trevino bet him $500 he couldn't hit three balls with one swing.

"The Shaqquracy Challenge"

Remember the final table of the 2009 World Series of Poker's Main Event?

Deadspin will not, must not rest until the identity of the Bills Twerker is revealed.

I'm afraid I don't get the last one about the Song Girl. Is it just that she's pretty, or am I missing something?