I decided at the old age of 15 that Michael Schumacher needed to be stopped immediately and that I needed to start driving race cars in order to end his reign of supremacy. After many family fights between me, my Dad (he did not like racing) and my Mom, I was allowed to race a car at Lime Rock in Skip Barber. I…

You meet some of the nicest guys and gals at MX5 track days.

2024: The hippies have taken over and Duracell is winning the F1 manufacturers championship. Bernie's still a very short man, only shorter.

Great idea. That would encourage innovation that would filter down to road use.

Idiot hippie should give up the moped, just like her husband ought to give up music.

Macklemore & Lewis... It's like being shat in the ear by a lyrical incarnation of stupid.

Raphael, This is an official warning...

At least Americans have the freedom to import one of their own exotic wonders...

I haven't seen their version of the E series yet. I like how extreme they go in styling from the original.

Zardoz, try watching it on acid.

Welcome to the modern world America. Now get with making an F1 team and a WRC round or two.

I didn't say anything about getting his license pulled... That cop was doing what most of us riders do and I don't have a problem with that. That's not point I'm making. It's the one cop out 30 or so that would bust you for lane filtering or in my state (NSW), give you and 'undue noise' penalty for making that quick…

Cunt.

This Aussie bike cop; or as the drivers young son describes him, "a fucken' pig", lane splits then hoons away from the lights and allegedly does 30km/h over the limit 'for no good reason'.

Has anyone made a tiny V8 with a cross-plane crank? Because I dislike the buzzing twin-four cylinder sound of flat-plane V8's (like Ferrari V8's).

Patrick, don't you think it's a bit sensationalist of you to call this out as the dumbest way to part out a car? I've seen worse. Often involving house bricks.

I like how the dumb cunt puts the brakes on.

This still cracks me up today, back in the late 90's saw a bloke who 'customised' his '84 Ford Falcon (XF) in a similarly untasteful yet completely bodged up manner. Mechanically inept, his engine was a completely stock inline 6 motor and three speed auto, but he was somewhat an artiste...

What you should do is put a wicker basket on the front (flower emblem optional) and at night time when you want lighting, just set it on fire.

Hotwire a fully fueled 747 and bugger off to anywhere you bloody well want... Cheap and practical.