I'm sorry Tony, you've stolen too much oxygen and it's affected your ability to rationalise. Sit in this here driver's seat while I put a flexible hose through the window.

I found the camera operator.

Do airports have HD CCTV footage of every plane landing and take off for the day? And if not, why not? You'd think that a place where a plane is at its most vulnerable, they'd have HD cameras trained on every runway so they'd have a vital investigative tool if an incident took place.

Most Aussies would rather not become a republic.

It's good to see Mazda keeping up its current philosophy of building cars ugly enough to make you rather look at a dog's arse instead.

Late last year at the nostalgia drags in Sydney Australia, this cool Vauxhall gasser pitted next to my old man's '48 Anglia gasser. What a great looking cruiser for a Pommy car.

Would you sponsor a work visa for an intrepid Aussie? Or would it be easier to disguise myself as a car seat heading northbound in Juárez?

It was probably bad Russian metal like many cheaper cars in Europe were made out of back then. We never got to see the Rancho in Australia, which was probably for its and Matra's own good. Although the Lada Niva saw some limited success and a cult following in Oz.

Australia has a great opportunity to produce solar energy. Unfortunately politics is perverted in Australia with a strong and unfair balance in favour of the mining industry; NSW govt just sold our largest coal plant for a bargain basement price of $50m. And just today, PM Rudd has taken control of NSW Labor because…

The first gen Forester GT is definately a future classic (WRX mechanicals in a wagon). If that's the one you have, look after it. I reckon it'll be worth a pretty penny one day.

Lift he did...

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American pride! Canyonero!

Wow! I didn't know they made that. Is it based on the Jeep or the Overland?

It wouldn't surprise me. The average British bureaucrat is one of the biggest reactionary dumb cunts to ever steal our earthly oxygen.

^Matra/Simca Rancho

Well you're a misinformed Melbournite and a bit cynical (which I like). The Snowy River hydro plant is in NSW not VIC. Is mostly owned by NSW (minor owners are VIC 29% and ACT 13%), and generates only a fraction of its peak load for Victoria, whose whole supply is only a fraction renewable. Most wind farms are in NSW…

It was recently found that in Australia if you charged a Tesla Roadster in the state of Victoria, you'd produce more carbon than a V6 Holden Commodore. But if you charged it in other states like New South Wales, you'd produce less carbon.

Mrs Gottfried ought to be proud of her son. They honor his existence.

Looking at your vid, it sort of confirms to me that most Russians have no idea about crash avoidance.