Man that's crazy.You wouldn't want to get too close to the drive shaft.

I second your questions. Was the fire instant? Did the door locks fail? Were they overcome by smoke and fell unconscious? There's something not right.

It was the 90's for me too. One of the bus companies that services our school had even older Leylands than the one above. One of which I was on when it caught fire. I was on my way to sport. Our team, teachers and driver were completely oblivious. An old bloke in a Kingswood saw the fire, cut in front of the bus to…

Fucking animals.

Over 90 responses!

In Australia, our school buses are normal transit buses operated by both private companies and government owned depending on where you live. In some rarer cases, school routes operate both a school and regular paying service at the same time.

No, because even a cruise ship's steering wheel is smaller than the Poncho's.

You seem to take offense to my cuntish rant. Awe I'm sorry, was it a little too close to home? Looks to me like you enjoy mindless dribble enough to sprout some of your own. Are you having a bad evening or something? Did you just receive your IQ test results?

So the recipe for this movie is; take equal pieces of shit, mix and make into more shit and sell it to imbeciles?

Patrick, it's time for an intervention mate. The Jalopnik commentariat and writers (except for Torchinsky whose having his own intervention soon) care about you and feel that you might be danger to yourself and your loved ones. Your comment above is obviously an indication of serious substance abuse issues and we like…

Hmm, perhaps we should find these people and offer them special advice (and quickly before they breed)... "Hey dude, you're doing it wrong. You need drive into the tree at high speed at 120mph, and it's more effective if you don't wear your seat belt".

A non drunk Russian?

Wow, I hardly ever get to speak to an endangered species...

Judging by the model and series, that Falcon ute ad dates back to between 2004 and 2007. So I guess the term metro-sexual wasn't outmoded at that point in time.

Why don't we do more business with a country whose businesses can compete by paying workers fuck all and has next to zero cost in keeping emissions low and the local environment clean?

It has been postulated that ads like these that pertain to certain aspects of pop culture (I'm talking both the Falcon ute and the Chevy Spark ads) do indeed make us docile and give us a distorted view of what's popular, and what is beautiful.

Prediction: The SS will be available with a manual if and when GM get over the anxiety of selling a large RWD Aussie muscle car in the US. But only if the SS doesn't have an initial sales flop.

Why merely watch the race when you can be part of the track?

From the fans perspective, my guess is being close to the action isn't enough, they want to be part of it.

As a masculine trespasser upon the verdant grounds of Jezebel; having escaped from my padded cell at Jalopnik... I must say, we guys also have our sensibilities pandered to with stereotypes by car makers.