Poor ol' Torchy... You didn't know those Fiat engineers were fuckwit jocks from Stereotype High School. You should've suggested a 500 bro-truck dude...

I sure that conversation will be heard at an upcoming Gumball 3000.

I find it quite interesting, the history of the Aussie camel. Firstly, they're not native to Australia; no hoof footed animal is.

Some run-flats and blast resistant perspex and that car is ready for a zombie apocalypse.

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Ha ha ha, you believe in god. Now who's simple and feeble minded?

Let me translate for you...

Mr Zappa would like a word with you in his study. Watch out for the huskies.

Hi, I'm looking for a Renault with a big cock. Can you help?

We got Mk3 in Australia. The last Escort sold here was the RS2000.

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And while where at it...

How do we know she's not the psycho killer?

She is now somewhere underneath that campfire.

4) Justin Beiber is strapped to the towbar.

This Florida place you speak of... Do they charge an admission fee to see this freak-show? Do I have to book or can I just turn up?

Is there a special service for German businessmen? You know, type of German businessmen who enjoys refreshing golden showers and to chow down on some fresh chocolate meatloaf...

Testimony that there are a lot of dumb cunts out there who are into cars.

Hello, I'm just popping in from Jalopnik, here to tell you.. After a few months working with and getting used to this new commenting it's a pleasure for me to tell you...

The most awkward press shots is definately Australia's big three and their 70's panel van craze.