I went from a high school with 1000 Dave Cohens to a college with 1000 Matt Higgins'. It was an interesting adjustment.

Apparently he had a popular protest song in S. Korea when the United States went to war with Iraq. I wish I didn't know this but one of my coworkers freaked out when Gangnam Style came on the radio because he is "anti American".

He sings about how working people should be treated like human beings, therefore he is clearly a communist.

It's like when my friend said "Matt is a really nice guy I passed out in his bed and he didn't hook up with me". Matt not raping you does not make him really nice, it makes him not a criminal.

I had a friend in college who would entire jars of peanut butter and tubs of frosting in the middle of the night. She was a thin and petite. I myself have eaten three Big Macs in one sitting and am not overweight, I just have a problem where I let myself get too hungry and then eat way more than my body even wants. I…

My uncle is raising two teenagers on 27k in one of the most expensive parts of the country. The kids don't need diapers or child care since they are in school, so I guess it's a little easier than having a baby in the scenario you described. He saves money by only buying grocery items that are on sale and literally…

So you're telling me that the 30 year old frat bros who come to Newport on the weekends will be even more obnoxious this summer? Awesome.

My mom asked me to donate money to Gabby Giffords for Mother's Day. Oh mom you crazy old hippie.

That's the part that pissed me off. The original belt wasn't there as a fashion statement, it was for her arrows! They replaced it with some flowing fabric nonsense that would clearly get in the way of running around in the forest.

I don't understand this argument at all. It just sounds too similar to people complaining about "greedy" teacher's unions that have the audacity to think about anything other than the students. Teaching IS a paycheck. I actually think if students understood this, that teachers view their jobs the same way every other…

This kid is awful. If he were really interested in his education he would do the readings and assignments he was assigned. Not every lesson is going to involve props and interactive power points and iclickers. And guess what, teachers aren't fucking priests. It's a job, not a lifestyle.

Is anyone else terrified of bees? Not as in I don't like bees as in if I see a bee 10 yards I have to go inside. I know this makes me an asshole but I have started telling people I am allergic because it is the only way my crying and panicking might be at all socially acceptable. Basically, I will not be participating…

I'm from New England and I didn't realize pastel pants, boat shoes and polo shirts were a "style" until after college. I thought it was just how people dressed in the summertime.

I'd prefer stuffies and a 'gansett myself. Oh and Dels, I miss Dels so much it almost hurts.

The key there would be to do the inviting over at 23oPM not AM.

I just want to say thank you for making feel less weird about crying during Teen Mom. Do you also cry during Say Yes to the Dress? If so we should start a support group.

Maybe ex-slut would have been a better choice of words than "reformed". I think she is saying she had fun having sex with a bunch of people until she met her husban and then she only wanted to have sex with one specific person. I think that happens a lot.

I agree. I hate the idea that women can't possibly enjoy casual sex and Are somehow tricked into their hookups. Uh, dudes, I knew I wasn't going to your dorm room at 230am to "watch a movie".

What about the conspiracy theorist? One of my coworkers is fine 90% of the time and is good at her job but then she will random say something absolutely crazy. Examples include a five minute diatribe about the Rothschilds and asking everyone else to watch a documentary about the new world order. I am technically her…

Franzia. Crisp White.