HamNo thinks he’s so funny. He isn’t.

Look, I’m tired of all of you Koufax checkers.

It was a good trade. I hope. These kids better turn into something eventually.

Hey, managing in the postseason is an important part of managing. Even if he’s only changing the way bullpens are handled in the postseason - and I think he is doing that in front of our eyes - that’s a pretty big impact. And yes of course having great arms makes him look good, but lots of postseason rosters have…

Many people are saying those electoral number are rigged, folks. Many people. Sad!

Burfictally logical line of thinking.

And so I take your last sentence and Google it. Here are the story subjects, in order of reference to: “If he gets his shit together, he could be one of the best players of his era.” Nick Kyrgios, Michael Jordan, Andy Roddick, Prince, Kevin Durant, Tom Brady, Ivan Neville, Rory McIlroy, Evan Dando and Minnesota Fats.

I haven’t seen fanatics trade so many killer punches since Jonestown, 1978.

In KHL, boards check into you!

Woah. What a Werrible Winjury.

Sort of ironic that he’s willing to stand for this.

Cool it now. These aren’t that clever.

The ATP tour is all one ranking system. Bigger tournaments have more entrants and therefore more points. Winning a 500 level tournament means you get 500 ranking points. Winning a grand slam means you get 2000 points. “Masters” tournaments are 1000 and most players do 5 to 7 of 9. You don’t have to win the tourney to…

Getting On The Court And Only Then Deciding That He Doesn’t Give A Shit

There are just some subjects Brady won’t touch: Trump, Deflategate, the word “I” when followed by “am your real dad, John Moynahan.”

Whatever your choice it should Rolf your tongue easily or people won’t get it.

I’m pretty sure if you “capitalize in the red zone and shit” you will get fined.

Alex Trebek: “Wrong but spiritually correct”

Contestant: “What is kissing your hottest cousin?”

“I know the feeling, Ereck. I’m so damn sick of all the Raanan sentences from that guy.”