I was thinking maybe second-degree chicanery but you are more of a legal eagle than me.

His punishment will almost certainly be a lifetime ban from Blue Jays games. Or, if he has a really good lawyer, he’ll get a lifetime ban from Blue Jays and Leafs games.

People won’t be as upset about this when they realize he was planning to use all the parts of any Buffalo he got.

Berman: Beh. Burrrr. Bahh. BEEEHHHH

If they used smaller letters they could fit all of “PHILADELPHIA” on the jersey.

The Atlantic 10 is going to be a tough division this year with the Celtics and the Sixers joining. I think UMass can still win it though.

1995 sucked...until 1996 when I watched my team win for the first time in my life. Then 1997 sucked for a year until they won 3 in a row. 2004 will always suck but Christ, I’ve watched my team win 5 titles in my life and I’m not even 40 years old. I can suck up a few bitter years.

Instead of “scratching” I think you mean “ripping off viciously and taking some new skin with it.” That one still stings.

And your privacy interest goes beyond the outdated notion of it being your interest in keeping prying eyes away from your private life. More modern notions understand that privacy also entails a freedom to present yourself to the world in the manner in which you choose. By venturing into public, we make certain…

Jesus, he makes Anne Murray seem really interesting.

The reason he was terminated is Clear.

You don’t even want to know what they were tweeting at Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

If Noah doesn’t want to support an organization that ruins young men’s lives then he shouldn’t have signed with the Knicks.

Noah’s commitment to pacifism explains why he plays defense for the Knicks.

Why does Joakim Noah hate cops?

Hey uh, you guys heard about this thing now? Apparently the Reds are phoning it in.

Barry, are you insinuating that the Cardinals won....

You’d have to have a pretty crazy reason to do something like this on purpose. Schilling’s just pointing out the obvious: the person responsible clearly had a loco motive.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

I wanted Donnie Baseball. Still do. Don’t care what happened in LA.