And without toes, so...

I agree, he played a marvelous first base.

Jacque Jones: [refreshes]

Just me-second, amirite?

You good @Raysism, they ain't real fans punting forever

I'm glad we don't have any me-first prima donnas in our comment section.

Just hoping he isn't credited with half a sack.

Teleportation exists and we're talking about a football game?!?

FREE HEPATITIS C WITH PRIVATE DANCE

"Any given Sunday" unless you're the Texans, in which case you are expressly given only the first two Sundays.

Why the quotation marks around "hero"? I understand that the word is used haphazardly these days (i.e. any soldier or cop who dies on the job is automatically a hero) but this seems like a rather heroic gesture. Wouldn't have been me.

Disgusting! Who would drink yellow Gatorade?

Maybe it's my lack of knowledge in sports betting, but I never understand payouts at all. For example, in the last instance, does -240 mean you have to bet 240 to win 240? And bet 100 to win 200?

In my defense, I actually looked to make sure Michigan did not have Waffle House ... wow that's a sad statement.

"...on the Michigan radio show Doctor & Bentley."

I'm not interested in the ranking of world football sides by the Electric Light Orchestra

A second source said that at least one other player joined in on the antics, creating an extremely uncomfortable environment for the staff member.

You are correct. Jim Kelly's first year in the NFL, 1986, Bills at Jets.

Also, your spelling of "incident" did not go as anticipated.

A crime has been committed here, and a serious one at that. Ignoring good judgement for a quick joke is all well and fine until you get caught, and by publishing the evidence, you've essentially sealed the case and delivered the verdict.