LanceCorporalUnderpants
LanceCorporalUnderpants
LanceCorporalUnderpants

Most times when you watch football there's a push-and-pull, action-and-reaction flow to the game. Like the way that a receiver runs a route and the DB follows him just right, or the way a Defensive End has to spin in the turbulence of the Left Tackle's pull in order to sneak through a gap.

Interestingly, his father the Senator from New York said the same thing at one time

"I do understand the passion for the fans in Las Vegas."

Look at that dog's face! LOOK AT ITS FACE.

Yep, and saying the word panEENiss brings me back to that happy place every time.

Well, then you've got too much tomato sauce

My local supermarket has in big letters over their hot food section "Panninis." While I understand this is probably incorrect, I was able go to my happy place (while my 4 year old was singing about mincraft to the tune of "Let it Go") by deciding that Panninis is not pronounced pan-EEN-eez, but pan-EEN-iss

Neil deGassy Tyson

What a stupid league. Thursday football. Saturday playoff games. And they won't even consider the so-simple-it's-brilliant change: move the Super Bowl to Saturday.

Then you go to the dentist too often.

I seriously thought that was low-def video artifacts.

Dear Gentleman of the Colored Races,

NFL is all balls this week.

Agreed. "Thermophysics?"

Can I just as why ball inflation is a rule in the first place? If a quarterback like Tommy likes his balls soft so they don't chafe his cuticles, what difference does it make? I'm not sure what advantage (other than the QB comfort-blanket effect) ball inflation gives to a team.

This confirms everything I've suspected about Brady.

I like how regional and socio-economic bigotry is so welcomed here. Go Tolerance!

If you're like me, you assumed those "conference champion" shirts and hats exist for players and coaches to wear in the moments after cashing their ticket to the Super Bowl.

A confused and suspicious looking Rob Gronkowski was seen leaving the team hotel, his loins girded with tin foil, upon hearing the news that the NFL was investigating his team for deflated balls.