Sarah you are very funny, but you’re wrong. WRONG!

you’re right, the takeaway should definitely be to leave an internet comment dismissing the imperfect and incidental value of capital transfer to the people in need of capital without proposing anything in its place. there’s value in being realistic and there’s no reason that tipping more (if you do this shit, which i…

Motion that no one gets their nails done unless they can afford to tip 100% tbh

Buuuut, if you can afford to pay $60 for a tab, you should give more than a quarter for a tip.

If you can’t afford to tip appropriately, you can’t afford to eat out.

Maybe, if we all chant “BCO” as we go to sleep tonight, we’ll get an extra special surprise related to this on Monday.

This would’ve made an excellent submission.

I generally find that the quality of a Chinese restaurant is inversely proportional to the % of its sales made up of buffalo wings, chicken tenders, and french fries.

The international breakfast is a half-waffle

I feel like no matter where you’re from, if you’re attending college you probably ought to know that Tokyo is not in China.

“If a nickel could urinate, it would taste like Bud Light.”

Rowr. I wish his trunks were shorter, tho.

Truth. I don’t know what’s going on at Oreo Headquarters but Double Stuf are the only kind with an acceptable amount of sweet, delicious pig lard in the middle. Regular Oreos are a joke. A JOKE, I SAY!

He had his moments. Sometimes he would pack my sandwich. Instead of putting it in a baggie, he’d wrap it in wax paper and use masking tape to hold it together? It was a goddamn struggle opening it.

Team No One

Bread to go along with the potato? Say what now?

I do my makeup on the bus. Sort of defiantly, often. In this very public “beauty is an act and y’all need to know it” way.

I have really hooded eyes with a downward tilt at the out edge, so wings and cat-eyes are SO not happening. It ends up looking like a sad clown.

So did I...

Is your mom Kanye?