My stepmom's aunt is a nun and she had an eye lift for non-cosmetic reasons. I'm pretty sure that her insurance covered it.

This is like my favorite dress of all time ever. It's just so stunning, but I think it's because Lupita makes it shine. I think on anyone else it'd look weird...like on that little girl. Haha

Resplendent Bastards. New band name I called it.

A quick google search revealed this gem: http://www.justinbieberzone.com/2013/07/justin…

OMG you cannot have Giles. He is mine!

What would you do in the case of a down comforter? I assume you wouldn't put that through the wash like a regular one, although I might be mistaken. Mine is all yellowed in places, although I have a duvet cover over it so it's not like others know—I just live in squalor and same secretly.

Hahaha a sturgeon bladder is such a hilarious image!

Bitch, please. That dead hedgehog should go in the compost!

Wait, I'm sorry, but I'm not sure I understand your OP edit. Which part of what you said do you think undermines the argument?

I've heard that as well. It seems to make sense logically, though who knows if it makes sense biologically—it seems like it could though. I think I read it in Glamour magazine, too, so my source is... not so legit.

God damn it, I just got to fucking Oregon!

OMG can we please actually make that website?!

"...and the world's most unfortunate beauty trend."
Good god, I hope you're referring to those bleached eyebrows—yeesh.

The HBIC :D

SoSNOWski?! Love it!

All my nightmares are about being chased. And about fires. I actually never have relationship-y dreams, even non-nightmares.

Kill the left, marry the middle, bang the right. But the marriage wouldn't last and the sex would be disappointing.

That poor girl. Too bad the school didn't listen to the mother's TWO requests to have her switch classes before this happened because she had a weird feeling about the teacher. :-/

Hey! I get that journal. Perhaps I should open it up and read it occasionally instead of just shelving it...