I don't know you but I am proud of you. Good luck with your journey.

This is a really great explanation of things that I feel that I was unable to put into words (specifically the first paragraph, as I am not terribly fond of other peoples' children either). Thank you!

You should. He is totally gropeable.

Wow, what a nutbag.

I think the long, drawn out fart emoticon would look something like this:

Wow! What a neat idea for a wedding—the pictures are lovely, and the dress is gorgeous :)

No kidding. I am not all that enthused about weddings in general, but the white dress thing (specifically the reasoning) has to be my least favorite tradition of all time.

I totally 100% agree with item 3: to wit, my cousin had a really fabulous Thai vegetarian (vegan?) buffet at her wedding. I imagine it wasn't that expensive (they had a fairly small budget anyway, and veggies are always cheaper than meat) and it was really delish.

Very underrated. Mostly because I haaaate strapless bras. They are the devil.

Pictures? It sounds gorgeous! My cousin got married in a chocolate brown dress and it was very pretty. Loved the idea.

That dress is gorgeous. I want to wear it around my apartment all day. But not in white.

Ok, well I know what I will be getting for my birthday...

I would totally have sex with that ring!

Damn, that Sarah Hyland sounds like one radical chick.

EWWW. Ewwwww Good god, I will not be having sex for a long while, thank you very much. Jezebel, you will be hearing from my boyfriend.

Mary J Blidge looks awesome. Easily the most awesome out of all of these pictures—not sure why you are likening her to a whore. I think the gloves are neat.

Most definitely. I just was saying that I was surprised and hadn't really ever realized that my bc costs less than average—I still find $10 to be difficult sometimes (although not insurmountable). I've never not been able to afford it, but I could see that being insurmountable at certain times in my life. Fortunately…

I'm sorry, but I have never been charged for birth control from Planned Parenthood... (I'm not saying that they don't charge that much, it is really just news to me.) And now that I have insurance it is $10/3 packs. I mean it is still more than I would like to pay (and yes, it would be nice if my partner would offer…

You could call it bonobo sex, too, fwiw.

Maybe not "head on" if it's reverse cowgirl ;)