What? You've never been stabbed in the face by someone wielding a hard-boiled egg? No? Me neither...

My roommate from college taught me the water thing. I remember she had a giant Nalgene bottle and would force everyone on our floor (dorms) to drink the whole thing before we could go to bed. It was great and I never had a hangover!

I was thinking the same thing. Not sure either. And, if you drink more water, your urine will be more diluted than someone who drinks no water and has concentrated urine.... I don't get it.

Cream cheese and green olives. Give it a try.

So depressing. So true.

The final one looks like some sort of abstract vulva. Also: I want to do this for a party. It looks so delightfully fun!

Ugh. I would kill myself if I were forced to have such a traditional, boring wedding. I am so glad it's over so we can stop talking about it!

One of those planes with a TV built into the headrest in front of you! Of course an airplane usually doesn't fit into your carryon, but really those planes are the best invention ever :)

My cat also loves empty water bottles, corks, and toilet paper rolls (cut it up into like 3 pieces).

q-tips!

So mesmerizing!! I remember the first time I saw that commercial. I could not stop watching. Now I at least know not to press play...

I always heard it called a "Tennessee tuxedo". Also: Joy Bryant is the cutest. She is so awesome on Parenthood!

K, I was thinking straight DSM criteria. But you're right #2 definition is totally appropriate.

The bathroom water is not potable on an airplane.

What does it mean, to be "bumped" from a flight? Does that mean delayed? Or that you're put on another flight? I tried to google, but all I found were lots of references to the new DOT bill!

Creepy but also super sexy, amirite?

You tell em, sister! One day, she will make a great writer.

Yeah they banned declawing in SF for humane reasons. I would never do that to my cat either, but my mom strongly believes in it. I have given up with arguing with her, though, it is pointless.

Well, Jessica didn't need to grow up quick like her sister. She's clearly not dealing with it well, but she is only 16 for fuck's sake—not exactly the pinnacle for maturity (nor should it be).

I love Halle Berry. She is so beautiful, and not just on the outside. It is so refreshing.