Poor snake! That is a horrible story :(

I used to watch AMC growing up. My mom diligently recorded it and watched it every day. I haven't seen it since high school though—so for maybe 8 years? I have to say, though, that I found the transition from Bob Barker to Drew Carey to be more distressing than the loss of the soaps, though.

Hit. That.

Sadie! Don't bad-mouth the staled Peep. They really are better that way! I bought my box about a month ago, brought them home, and opened it. I just started eating them—about one a week—and the last one (the stalest) will be the best.

Blotting papers?

I was in love with that dress too! So cute :D

Maybe I should learn to stand to pee. One seated activity down, many many more to go!

I really don't think that banging counts as "parenting". I think it'd have to involve children you already have.

This is my one goal in life.

100% of your sample agreed!

It seems really cool. I would trade my cat for that seal any day! (Not really, though... although I wouldn't have to feed the seal, and it would never bit me, so who knows)

What is the hole in the bottom of the butt cushion for? I can only imagine...

I hate the whole "gynecologist confirmed that she is a virgin" idea. Because, you know, your hymen can tear from other things besides just sex. It is stupid.

Like sex education. Yeah, I hear ya.

Wait, they put utility wires above ground?! That is an odd thing to notice as a huge difference, but when I went back to San Francisco for spring break, it was actually something I noticed too. Anyway, I think that is only true for the newer areas.

Excellent post.

Haha, no, I would not fly all the way to the Middle East and not get laid either! I mean... if I were going there to visit my boyfriend. I don't think I would go for the sole purpose of getting laid. Well, FWIW, I wish you a UTI-free future with much sex and bidets :)

I have never used one, but I have always wanted to. Re: the UTI, did you have sex, because that is probably what actually gave you the UTI.

Or maybe your lack of sense of humor is showing...?

Very diplomatic. I like it :)