Ahh yeah, this was on cuteoverload.com. So friggin adorable I nearly died. Then I forwarded it to everyone who was online at the time. They totally love the crap I send them...god I am turning into my mother.

Oh snap!

God, why does this have to be an issue? Why can't Americans just STFU and get over it and let people do what they are going to do? It is none of your damn business, leave people alone. Gah. I am so frustrated with all this obnoxious legislation bull that has been going on lately. I want to change the state…

That is what the girl at Sephora told me the last time I was there—I guess the Mercier one is the most popular, and she seemed to really love it. I will probably give it a try, but I have a whole bottle of Stila to go through first!

Sephora will take things back if you still have the receipt. Maybe not for now, but for your next makeup spree.

Agreed. One of the main reasons that I wear foundation is for the SPF. I don't want to buy two different moisturizers, and it evens out my skin. Win-win. I just started wearing tinted moisturizer, but I haven't found one that I really like yet (granted I have only tried one so far).

That is a very good point, one that I had not considered. And I think that you are probably right.

People who are crazy into makeup probably notice. Otherwise, probably not. But yes, bad makeup is always noticed.

Hee Cockburn. Anyone...? Anyone...? No?

Two words: Diva Cup.

Wow, you are right. I really always thought they were identical, but when you look at them really hard, you can actually tell. Weird. My whole world is shattered.

Infinite tears of joy. My bf tried to send me to this site, but he told me it was jezebel.ca, which did not work. Thank you!

Melissa Joan Hart? I totally forgot that she existed.

Yes! I was wondering the exact same thing, although I didn't click any of the links because I figured it wouldn't say.

Maybe tomorrow we will wake up to realize that the whole re-design of the website was some really elaborate April fool's joke that was put in play long ago to really get us all. You win, Gawker media! Now please, change it back.

I don't know, I am a big proponent for talking with kids about sex long before they ever even think about maybe thinking about having sex. I do agree, though, that it is important to teach girls that 1) they can masturbate and don't need to be embarrassed about it and 2) that they don't need a man (or another person,…

She can drive a car, she can start masturbating?

I thought the one comfort he was going to offer would be a vibrator. That would be more appropriate.

LOL Fortunately I have never seen tiny balls. Hopefully I never will....

This was a really great read. And, beating a dead horse here, but the title was misleading. Come on, Jez, you can do better!