Phil McGraw? Isn't that some sort of country singer?

Yeah I am always kind of annoyed when people suggest that that is the only reason to buy organic.

I agree, push notifications are very distracting —> me playing Words with Friends all day. And now I kind of hate that game.

Scarletteen is great. And people don't trust Wiki sites because anyone can go on them and change them.

Yeah I certainly also have this bias. I think that teachers really want you to be skeptical of where your information is coming from, and those sites are generally more reputable than a .com. Maybe?

Well I think my breasts are proportionate, but I just wish they were bigger. Alas, it is one of those wishes that is of no real use, though. Stupid society, telling me I need giant boobs.

I always thought the plural of "serum" was "sera", but apparently it can be either "sera" or "serums". I find this extremely riveting, so maybe I am losing my mind.

I saw one of her other ads and it does not look nearly this creepy.

Her face looks all stretched and weird, I think her nose is the same, just on a different face.

Reading this, I am very jealous of those with a voluptuous bosom.

Me too! That is really the most important part of the song.

It probably is. Man, that kid must eat a lot of bacon. Now think about what the leather candle is made of. /shudder

Racism is worth a free flight voucher?! Well hot damn! I am sure that really makes up for what they put her through—at the very least it better have been a round-trip voucher. I really can't believe that they would not let her back on the plane after they searched her. That is just ridiculous.

Ok, I am going to do some studying! Aww... now you're going to lay in my lap? Well I am still going to get up... no no don't be so cute! Damn you, Gizmo!

A beagle who has achieved self-actualization is a fat one? hehe

Team Edward! Oh wait, we are not doing that...

My vote for pit bull was really a vote against chihuahua.

I don't know, I think pegging can also refer to woman/woman action. And, at least, in my experience it is.

I am sure you mean *scented* deodorant and they do that because some people have very strong reactions to fragrances.

Good there is bacon. That is really the only important one.