@stagbeetle: It just seems that you are bashing Jezzies when this post is about figuring out how to talk to kids and how to engage with them. It was, in no way, criticizing them or the people who have children. So I just find it somewhat irksome that you would post a comment like this on this post.

@zayante: Yes! Some of the seasons are in Netflix-Instant!

@GunwallsLizzie: I think you really should talk to them. But if you're so uncomfortable with this that you can't bring yourself to do it, I think @Leucadia had a great suggestion!

@Hamsterpants: Bars are appropriate for children only when they are in the fetus state.

@Hamsterpants: But he was totally all over it when you offered a hit? huh? amirite?

@stagbeetle: That is not what this article is about, really. Get over yourself.

@caffeinequeen: Disaster averted!

Wait, I don't understand—why has the insurance company not done anything? That makes no sense.

@lucyjae: That sounds uncomfortable. Just due to the bulky nature of jeans (even the skinny ones).

I don't see how it makes sense to prevent abortions through Medicaid. Then these women have to have babies, presumably because they cannot otherwise afford an abortion. And then who is responsible to pay for these children? The state, duh. And don't Republicans always whine about women who "take advantage of" the…

@RisaPlata: Bored now.

It took me to the end of the article (and then thinking hard about it) to realize that the f-word was referring to "feminist".

@HRH Your Cuntness: Maybe it would be just that mind-blowing.

Wait, how can the recession be over if women want a lump sum of money over sex?

@lucyjae: You wear your socks outside of your jeans?

Ok, so objectifying women is ok, but eating animals/animal products is not? Hmm... great moral logic there, PETA!

@ifindyouamusing: Probably a wise decision.

@t_racy: Right back at ya!

@laurable: I think the point was that the measurements are wrong...

I think cell phone games and/or a book really help with waiting. What is that thing about idle hands? Well, it's true.