@fortheloveof38: Ok, I am sorry I never realized they used SIM cards before, but please stop responding to this.

@BioLady: Yes, I more or less said the same thing. So silly and cartoon character-ish.

@SuperMeels urban cookie collective: Hopefully you don't need to go to an interview (if you're currently applying for jobs) or this will be difficult/probably result in cheating. Good luck though :)

I more or less wear a pair of jeans and a different shirt every day. So I could probably do this, but I don't think I would want to.

Or, you know, maybe you were just really good at hiding how bad things were from your friends.

@Le Mango: I hope that guy was fired!

@BeckySharper: Oh man! he deserved it times a million. I was so disappointed that the date didn't just leave to begin with. What an a-hole.

@Snow White: I know! Did you see the way he literally LEERED at his date?! Creep-squared!

@Mitzi is....: I hadn't noticed, but now it's all I can see! Wtf indeed!

@samethingwedoeverynightpinky: That actually makes more sense than just randomly protesting nothing and pretending like it's because of something, which is what it sounds like. Really, what is wrong with people?!

@Ipomoea: Ick, what horrible people. Also, not terribly rational.

I'm not sure I understand... what they are protesting...?

I don't know why we can't all just expect people to be responsible for their own actions and behaviors. And to just mind our own damn business.

@Singularpeep: If you do, I will become a pharmacist.

@cookiecutter: Ha yeah me too!

Things I have learned:

@honorabright: I've found stuff (hair, mostly, but once some weird piece of something unrecognizable) in my food before and not complained. This makes me feel like the world is unjust.

@Future Cat Lady of America: This is why a lot of servers pay less attention to young people.

"Chew and screw"? Um, I think it's actually called "dine and dash". Good thing you got it right in the article.

Owen Wilson is pregnant?! Miracles of modern science!