Office Space?

I think she's learned her lesson. A jaywalking ticket sounds like overkill. Poor girl.

@LoSpaz: That sounds terrible. Like at that point I'd be looking for new friends. Or family.

Oh man, the leotard idea sounds awful. Alcohol + me = constant urination.

@fortheloveof38: This makes me feel like a snob :-/

I love tea. And it is important to note that, depending on the type that you are drinking, you may need to steep it for a longer or a shorter amount of time. You should also steep certain teas at lower temperatures (I think this is mainly some greens and oolongs, but I mostly drink black teas). I also find that using…

@RoughHouser: I see what you're saying and, to a certain extent, I agree, but this is a pageant and not a dance class.

A cunt? Really? I thought we were reclaiming that one.

@Namecurious: I aged out, too. And you can be a registered Girl Scout as an adult. She looks like she's 35 or so to me.

@titania1285: Yeah, unless it's just one of those days when you feel like burning you vulva and writhing on the floor in pain for like an hour. I don't know about you, but that is damn near never for me!

@MichelleLeo: haha glad to hear it! Yes, I think it's an effect of sensitive skin?

I'm sure I don't want to see this. I'm sure I don't. Why am I clicking? Ok, now I want to enlarge the photo? What is going on?? Ahhhh! I knew I didn't want to see this...

@andromache liebes the Deutsch: So much shit.... everywhere :(

She looks a little old to be a Girl Scout, no? Obv I don't know how the Girl Scouts was structured in the early 1900's, but...

@Rick N Teri Brown: That sounds like something that would not be good to put on your body, especially one's ladybits.

@Buggie: Haha one or the other, just make sure you don't have him do both!

@sarahmas: Genius!

@recovering hiptard: Oh yeah, I always make sure I floss after I take out my contacts now b/c the minty floss always makes my eyes burn (and I can never seem to wash it off my hands)!

Just make sure that if this happens and you use yogurt that it is unsweetened. Sweetened yogurt (or chocolate milk, I suppose) can result in a yeast infection.

@lasercats: