Oh my god, why did I read that? If I had known it was sad I wouldn't have read it! :(

@moonybattyjuicey: And then this reminds me of Dickflash.

@GutterPress: Oh, I always wear red lipstick! I am a fan of the Buxom... hold on let me get it... "Big & Healthy Lip Stick" in "Barcelona". Like Jenna says below, blue undertones are good for me too, they don't look too orangey. Yay! red lipstick :D

@GutterPress: Oh, I always wear red lipstick! I am a fan of the Buxom... hold on let me get it... "Big & Healthy Lip Stick" in "Barcelona". Like Jenna says below, blue undertones are good for me too, they don't look too orangey. Yay! red lipstick :D

@token_liberal: Ick I hate the word "ginger". Stupid South Park

@layertrout: fourthed. You're getting there in sample-size :)

@Arianne: Lucille Ball?

@Madge: Better watch out or he might start haunting you!

@spacelady: Yeah thigh-his are a good suggestion, and they sell them so you don't even need a garter belt. But besides that, I usually just fold over the top of my tights and that works for me.

@Yogs: FYI Hendricks has cucumber. I, personally, hate cucumber.

Last xmas I got my bf a beer-of-the-month club membership. I could only afford 2 months worth, but they let you set it up for 3 months apart, and he really enjoyed it. In addition to the beer they send you a really snobby newsletter that tells you how to sound pompous in front of all of your friends. If anyone is…

@northofsixty: haha I'm sure I would definitely think Canada is better, except for I am too lazy to move to another country and the weather—I do live in So Cal, after all. I don't even know what snow is ;)

Ehhhh this totally squicks me out. So creepy :(

I don't think it's something that you really believe, just something you say when all men are on your shit list. Like when Bush was president and you'd say it would be better to be Canadian.

@Penny: [www2.b3ta.com]

@JaneGalaxy: Cadbury was purchased by Kraft at the beginning of this year. Sad, but true.

Hershey's not really chocolate. Once you accept that you can begin the journey toward enjoying the occasional Kiss.

@laureltreedaphne: Sure sounds like it!

This is truly tragic.

@veronykah: I think Minis are pretty girlie. And Volvos and Volkswagens.