@Carrie G: I don't even know what Usenet is...

@Holly_: That really seems like the most appropriate possible response. LOL

@JerrySizzler: Oh my god, I love you :D

This made me laugh. I live in San Francisco and don't know these "summer dresses" and "sandals" things you speak of. And I don't think I know what it feels like to be hot, either!

@erincnyc: Eh... I see your argument but I don't think it's that simple. I mean plenty of people drop their case for many different reasons (fear, they are sick of the system, they are made to feel guilty about it, they just don't care anymore, etc) and then other cases fall through because there is not enough…

@seachristie: Yeah, I watched them all on Netflix, so I've seen all the episodes in order. So worth it!! And addictive as hell... :)

Oh man, I can't wait till I get old and can consider that exercise! So sweet!

Oh man, this was really funny. Good one. And Ken Griffey Jr? LOL

@BringerofthePain: Is that so? But not the *abortion episode*?! You know, the one they don't show on American TV?

And, for a little bit of math: Troubling = erection-inducing

Oh man, that lawyer is the best.

I keep trying to be born a man, but it hasn't been working. Maybe I should try harder? And then finally I will max out my earning potential! Muahahaha

@LolaLane: Even the mysterious agonizing rash in [her] pubic area and thighs? Damn, I am sympathizing with you both!

@Honeybee74: It is true, you can't really fall in love till your partner gives you a nose triangle :D

@VirtuousVixen: Ha yeah he is the best :) It didn't last that long, and it looked sorta silly since it was basically just a bare patch, but it was quite endearing/awesome/sweet!

Oh SHIT. It totally goes there! I <3 Degrassi. It is really the best. Stupid America is not cool enough to have such a fabulous teen after-school-special-type show. If I have kids they will most def be watching Degrassi... with me! LOL

Usually (in CA at least) the rape kits aren't analyzed unless the case goes to court. So you could do a kit and it can stay unanalyzed for... ever because you decided not to press charges or because the case didn't go to court for whatever reason (it happens, and it sucks, but it is reality).

My bf is possibly the hairiest man alive. I have to shave his back before we go somewhere he is expected to go shirtless (like a pool or the beach). His chest hair is unruly, and he trims infrequently. But one time he cut a nose triangle out of it so that when I cuddled up to him his chest hair would not tickle me in…

@murasaki: Yeah, BMI is really a terrible measure. It doesn't factor in any possible variables (like... GENDER, which is definitely a huge variable since males are inherently larger/weigh more than females... not to mention other, less obvious variables such as body build and muscle mass). Terrible.

@quagmire: She says it is cheaper than a hooker. So a hooker costs more than $2.99.