When did John Stewart grow that ridiculous facial hair?

@amowls: I'm with you on this. And I was on the right track... then I got into grad school, so I feel like if they offer anything I better not refuse! I've been paying my own rent for years, though. With a job, moved in with my boyfriend, got a cat... seems pretty adult but I still don't totally feel it.

@Girl_Unawares: No hard feelings, I can understand. Incidentally, I have heard people say (on this post) that they can't wear contacts, and am just curious: Why is that?

People wear these, too. And claim they are good for your feet. But they won't ever look good either.

@hottotrot: Wow, you are like the wisest person of all time. Really.

@Dysphoria: I feel this way about hats.

@molly pocket: It sounds weird to me, too. I am also thinking like crazy trapezoidal glasses, but maybe there exist ones that are more subtle?

@Girl_Unawares: The vanity comment irks me a bit. I wear contacts because I can see better with them. They are more comfortable and less cumbersome.

@deleahrium: I find wearing makeup with glasses to be a huge pain. For one I can't see it when I'm putting it on, which makes for difficult and iprecise application. For another, since my eyelashes are long, they brush up against my glasses when I blink and I get annoying mascara smears all over.

@SuperSally: Yeah. And walking with my glasses on makes the whole world bounce up and down. Very unpleasant.

I have worn glasses since kindergarten. Growing up I have been through many phases of glasses, and I definitely agree that is absolutely necessary to try on every pair of glasses you can before choosing one. Even so, I've never really owned more than a pair at a time—they are just too expensive. Senior year in high…

I can't believe that anyone would read anything with artwork like that on the cover. In public, I mean. Because I know I would be convinced everyone was judging me.

@franimaljones: Yeah! Amber is awesome. As is that show :)

@Carlos the Dwarf: Really, who watches that show?? It is really awful. And yet... it has such high ratings. Utterly baffling.

One of the biggest party fouls, in my opinion, is getting so drunk that you're puking all night in the *only* bathroom. Not. Cool.

@royaume de coeur: Dehydration?

@jumpingpiglet: ok, that literally gave me a chill down my spine. No bueno!

@fadecomic: Buy a reliable car. Drive it into the ground for the next 20 years. Don't worry about it.

@Hamtramck Homme: One of the first things my Dad taught me to do when I started driving: change a tire. He broke part of the bottom of the car off when he put the jack in the wrong spot! (It was just a cosmetic piece of plastic, don't worry) But at least now I know how to do it :)

Ok, I didn't realize (at first) that this was a multi-news post. So I read the second bullet as an addition to the first. Very. very confusing.