I used to work at VS. And I always loved helping people find the right sizes and such. It made me feel useful and like I was doing good work. Even though it was always a tad awkward (for me) peering in on strange women in their brassieres and assessing the fit of said brassieres. I did always hate telling women that…

@lucystrawberry: If I ever have babies I'm gonna go for the movie-qualites shrieks and cursing at the impregnator. Afterward, I will hold the baby and smoke a cigar...

@LazyHippo: Intriguing. And you've used this device? Does it really work?

How can a woman give birth on an airplane in one of those little stalls? Doesn't labor usually go on for hours and involve a lot of screaming? And aren't you not allowed to fly during your third trimester?

@RenoDakota: Also, I gotta say that bringing microwaveable mach & cheese to a pot luck is extremely tacky.

@RenoDakota: Heh. We still have a shitload of Budweiser that someone brought to some get together my bf had. So they brought like an 18-pack of Bud and drank all our good beer. And left the Bud (that being the most heinous of crimes—neither of us will ever touch the stuff)!

@msmoneypenny: Plus they make her feet look all veiny. Sick.

Ha! When ever my bf and I go on a mini trip to the grocery store we always laugh at what an odd assortment of things we're purchasing on the checkstand conveyor belt. And then we imagine other people are judging us.

I am freaking cracking up at work. This is hilarious. Horrible, but hilarious. I loved the second one, am looking forward to the trailers.

@LazyHippo: What is a power plate?? Intriguing.

@thesadtomato: Lamarckian. heh Good one :)

@xodallas: Chocolate is good for the soul.

@ShinyThings: Yes, although I hated statistics, I am definitely a scientist. Anyway, I was going to post something but stumbled upon your comment. Well-written, succinct. Good job.

Note: Pretend ring came in Cracker Jack box.

Don't they teach you while you're young that sunbathing is bad for you these days? And I don't see how laying in the sun on a concrete slab is conducive to cooling down...

@ShinyThings: Sorry, I was trying to log in so I could heart you. Then apparently the "cancel" button registered as "share". Dammit.

@ShinyThings:

I couldn't even get through half of that video. It is sad/annoying/ridiculous that anyone cares that much.

@Lysergic Asset: But.... would anyone believe it was Sarah Palin if it did make sense?

@bruuno: Yeah I thought that/noticed that too. It was nice that she wasn't planning to claim that she wrote the whole thing or to hide that it was ghostwritten. And it made me wonder who else uses ghostwriters and tries to hide it from the general public....