@DorothyZbornak: I think she is famous for being naked. In Playboy. She continues being famous for nothing.

I wish "shaving that beard" was in Brad's future.

@Wandell: Exactly! There is no pre-gym application or touch-up. Just a lack of desire to remove said makeup.

@Hey Girl Hey: In my opinion: It's really ok to like a book for what it is—entertainment. It's not necessary to always get all self-righteous and annoying about it.

I imagine that Vh-1 is afrad that they'd be liable if someone contracted any STI while on their reality show. Because you know that reality execs probably push all the people to sleep with eachother... And yeah, herpes is really not that big of a deal, in theory, but there is some stigma around it and many people are…

@Moretta: Depends on your crowd.

AWWWW wook at the wittwle baby kitties <3

@ponycyndi: Clean sweaters are highly overrated.

You all are such clever commenters!

@onomatopizza: You said it, sister!

@pandorasmittens: hear hear!

@Teh Echoroc: oh, that's a good plan. I usually just micro it when I am lazy, but doing it in the toaster oven works semi-decently. Just it's never the same.

"Apparently dicks are conducive to business however — as quite a few work at Citibank."

How cute! She and her dog lift their legs together.

People suck. And, just to be clear, I am not referring to those women who had unsafe abortions because they were not allowed to have safe ones legally.

@bobella12: Oh I disagree. Pizza is infinitely better hot, but is also good cold. Reheated pizza is really what is not good.

I think Snooki should be to the right of the Ooma Loompa

@Kitten is an 80s rocker: I am like 95% convinced that he is bald on top. And that they didn't have to shave that part, which was conveniently where they had to do the brain surgery. And, of course, while they were in there anyway, the surgically implanted the bandana. Sweet!

This makes me smile :)

@delirium.megans: Ah you all are so smart! Thanks :)