Lamont
Lamont
Lamont

Meet Christ Almighty*. This thing sits on a chair by my bed, forever plugged into the wall, and I have habitually forgotten to put it away before company so many times that by now I don't even bother. All my friends have seen it. The guys always tell me that they'll never sit in that chair again, to which I just roll

They've left Bucklebury but that doesn't mean they are going to the Hospital. Could just be going to London to be closer as the day draws near - that's what some reporters are speculating. I officially care about this too much.

I usually hate it, too, but in this instance I do think it contributes to the understanding of the story, considering the predatory nature of the “father” in question.

I'll never understand why people always say "his adopted son" or "their adopted daughter".

Do me a favor and DON'T go telling the internet what name he chooses, okay?

But Anastasia Steele had an earth-shattering orgasm on like every other page – for three books straight!

I agree with the theory behind this, HOWEVER...

I am all for the responsible and consensual use and production of porn, but I will admit that even since I started surfing for the stuff back in the AOL/Prodigy days, it has escalated drastically. Even on non-porn sites like the PirateBay, you get banner ads for 'brutal,' gagging, violent porn. It's really

Are those boob-shaped ribs?

The only one I own is the fab skeleton one, and I love it because it feels like it's totes lampshading all of those skinny-ass dolls out there. Like, "literally skeletal".

I buy these dolls for my daughter, not just the dolls but everything related. My boyfriend even bought her a crushed velvet coffin "bed" for her Draculaura from Etsy, she just loves these dolls. The main reason that she likes them is that none of them are white, and everyone is different, Draculaura is pink, Laguna

I shave because I loving the feeling of smooth skin. Shaved legs on cool sheets? Fucking awesome.

I think the dolls are pretty cool, and I would have loved to play with these instead of Barbies. If Mattel is trying to claim they're progressive, that's a stretch, but the dolls are fine. Dolls are supposed to be beautiful.

Lllladieeees....

Fashion licensing professional here...the Louis Vuitton waffle maker is by far my favorite fake product extension!

You take my star for referencing the piemaker. And my high five for laughing with me in the face of "sluticity". But seriously... 3? BAHAHAHAHA.

In order to not be a slut at all, at age 28, you can have had, at most: 3 sex partners, 5 kissing partners, and 5 oral sex partners.

I know! I have a fro. This is just how it grows. What do you want me to do?