Lamont
Lamont
Lamont

I got buttered toast, a capuccino, a song, a fight during said song, a bracelet my daughter made, a paper rose my other daughter made at school, 3 homemade cards, and a Toblerone my husband remembered to pick up at the last minute. All of that was complete by 8:38 am.

Gee, thanks for letting the women know ! I guess they were wrong about this the whole time.

not all men ;)

In 6th grade my Social Studies teacher told me that Russia was a communist country (this was in 1997). I corrected her; she told me I was wrong.

"I don't watch porn"

I hope to some day feel a love so strong that it makes me hate black people.

"People become beautiful to you because you love them. In a society obsessed with appearance, it can often seem the other way around but the reality is that love makes a person beautiful and the imperfect perfect."

Like her a lot, do not like him at all. But, best wishes to them both! It sounds like they are very happy. I'm glad she isn't on too many tabloids because she shares a name with my daughter, who freaks out when she sees her name on a magazine and then I get lots of questions about all the garbage headlines, heh.

Uh...Why is it "surprising" that she's open about stuff that's 100% puffball material? Just wondering.

I'm surprisingly candid about how little I give a shit.

He looks so stern! How about a happy naked selfie, Franco? We don't want your penis angst.

AKA

Why doesn't Mara Wilson ever recommend my Jezebel comments?

Funding for that was cut.

Because lots of companies, schools, universities and other workplaces have blood drives. And somebody could be ostracized for not giving blood.

But there's nothing sexual about the photos. She's hanging out with a family friend, and the both happen to be chilling on the same bed.

there's nothing inappropriate about that photo - there, fixed that for you

That's what I do everyday here, me and my other burner account.

Wouldn't this make your colleagues even more suspicious :/

Sweis... Weiss...?