"I don't want to be a bitch, but you guys are really boring."

Fair enough. I get what you're saying but just wanted to get the store owner's perspective out there. I've actually been living in India for the past two years. I haven't been to Rishikesh but I've done the McLeod Ganj/Goa/Pondicherry thing. I think we could be friends.

If I weren't so nauseated I'd be making a, "I was just checking your temperature with my dipstick" joke. As it is...

I don't disagree with your overall point...but seriously, why would you bust out a joint at a public food place?! That's pretty trashy! Have some respect for the establishment! The reason you were singled out was because 1) It's easier for him to approach an Indian and enforce the rules - he feels more comfortable 2)…

Welp, white people have figured out what twerking is, that means its gonna be dead in a few months.

I kinda hate how this is only funny with music playing. And how outside, to those innocent London bystanders, he's just a freak accosting them with padded boxers.

Yes! If I don't know you're going to propose, something has gone very, very wrong.

Gosh that was terrible. He seemed sweet. And must have been so confident and sure of himself – otherwise he probably wouldn't have planned such an over-the-top public proposal. I wish she had stopped him when she realized what was going on and been like "listen, let's talk in private. now"...but she must've been…

Haha, my daughter's father took her out to one of those obnoxious places where the entire waitstaff, kitchen crew, hostesses and job applicants stop what they're doing and surround your table, clapping and shout-singing some mutant version of "Happy Birthday." She was eleven. She burst into tears, slugged her dad, and…

Well I'm an Indian girl living in Delhi, and if there's one thing I can say that will help this country deal with this problem it would be shaming it. India understands shame especially when that shaming is handed to them by foreigners. Indians for some reason look up to white people. Recently I was in Rishikesh…

We had just finished telling each other all our deep, dark secrets. When we realized that neither of us was that scared off, we decided to go for it. :)

I am so glad there was no one there to witness my betrothal. We were naked in a hotel room bed and had just come... no pun intended... to the mutual decision we needed to get married. None of this "Kiss Cam at a stadium" bullshit for us!

'I’ve wanted to come here for quite some time, actually,” the actor said, “because the culture you have here is like no other. I truly admire your company. [It’s] a role model for how business can address some of the biggest issues facing our world.

I think the Indian term for the verbal/physical harassment is "Eve teasing" which is... interesting...

You need to warn a bitch before doing shit like that. I almost busted my gut with laughter. BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!

I look forward to your next treatise: "In Defense of the Suttee".

This is probably by men for other men.

It took ten minutes for Tarantino to finish? That's interesting, considering his movies are usually 120 minutes of him masturbating.

Foot Locker mannequins eagerly rubbed their plastic palms together in anticipation for all of the swirlies these mannequins would be receiving at their hands.