Are you a boy? Just go to any gay bar at last call and tell everyone you're straight. Easy peezy.

I find it difficult to watch this gif - where are Kurt's teeth?

Ha! I poled because it's true.

My high school math teacher looked like a chicken nugget.

Julia looks amazing. But I thought the cover mess-up was an on-purpose PR move to hype up season 3 of Veep.

You're the worst.

It definitely definitely works. Pineapple cum is the tastiest.

maybe she used a cosmetic/lotion/shampoo/etc that had witch hazel? normal people don't really notice it. but i find it completely repulsive. ew ew ew. it definitely has this chemical smell to me. (i also really dislike mustard and wasabi because they taste like cleaning products). go to a cosmetic store and ask to…

well miley makes me cringe because she sticks out her tongue a lot and its clear she's never heard of slash used a tongue cleaner (or even brushed her tongue) in forever. it's gross! miley must have bad breath! beyonce's tongue (9th photo from bottom) is pretty and pink.

Thanks for that lesson! Now it all makes so much sense because I was always terribly confused about all this jean stuff (but I never spent more than $80 on jeans and never treated them differently than any other laundry).

But Anastasia Steele had an earth-shattering orgasm on like every other page – for three books straight!

Quite interesting to see Walt Disney's signature. It's a tad different than how I imagined it.

Wooo girls.

My parents caught me watching gay porn – but just told me that "porn poisons your mind" and we never spoke about porn or homosexuality or sex ever again :/

His thighs look like chestnuts.

More unintentionally raunchy things :)

What exactly is science communication? What does a job in science communication entail? Sounds cool.

Oh you know, just teaching a fellow scout how to twerk...

Looks exactly like Voldemort. And those pedo-eyes be saying "well done raco, now take your pants off"

Lol Katie the title of this article is funny. But bold old ladies who tweet strange things is even more funny. So I hope she keeps tweeting!