Everyone is still funny, it's the wading through the horseshit that Denton unlocked the door for that is the real problem.

So is MKMUB new DUAN? Is that a thing now? (clearly out of the loop)

KINJA!

right, it wasn't an official frat house, but those apartments aren't so bad. The couch on the other hand is his own fault

For what it's worth, they now live in the dorms at UAlbany for camp. No more frat houses, which aren't anywhere near as bad as he says they are. I know this because I have been in many of them.

THIS STARTS AGAIN TOMORROW YES YES YES YES YES

http://deadspin.com/5934091/report-miami-dolphins-release-chad-johnson?comment=51792852

Then go to a fucking restaurant.

Hey burners,

I'm considering it just to scan the document and photoshop a picture of Sir Alex's face from the last day of the last EPL season onto it.

I'm just going to go ahead and punch this deceased horse lying next to me one more time: I have a legitimately hard time reading through the comments these days. The stuff above the comments is incredible as always. But God damn.

Go to 3:45...this was just a day or two before the shooting. Whoops.

So now the Paternotards will just donate more money to support the program. What a solution.

Imagine if school was in session right now? Everything would be on fire.

I didn't make the comment pointing that out, but excuse me for making a joke of it on a site where commenters should be making jokes. Back to Gawker with you.

That explains it, she's going for her associates. I guess spelling is a Bachelors level course at PSU

Jesus Christ that is pathetic.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Support-Joe-Paterno/183522358398264 Time to watch all of the pathetic Paternotards whine!

I don't know about everyone else, but I think my favorite part of the NRA tweet thread was the sect of people who argued that the tweeter shouldn't have known about the tragedy shortly after waking up. They were on the internet. It's fucking impossible to avoid a million headlines when logging on, not to mention I'm…

Gold ball? I wonder if they used John Kruk's gold ball, AMIRITE!?!?!?11?