I liked the part where he called me pure scum. I thanked him for being a true fan for keeping up with my tweets even though he didn't follow me. Gotta kill 'em with kindness.

My original guess was actually that it WAS Sarah Phillips since she clearly had no problem stealing from others. Unfortunately, I was late to the party that is Twitter, and had no idea as to what it was like prior...or where to find all of the funny people on this site.

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Well, apparently there's crack to do. But that's it.

Absolutely. He may be soccer's version of A-Rod in October, but I feel like Spain has to play him up front to open up the field. Teams at least have to respect his speed.

I think today just proved how important a clinical finisher like David Villa is to a team like that (or any team for that matter). All the pretty passing doesn't mean shit if there isn't someone to bang it home when one on one with the keeper.

I'm still amazed how well they draw no matter how terrible they are. Best in the AE despite their worst record. So cool. But I guess when there is nothing else to do...

One of the guys who got kicked off the team plays for a local semi pro team that I'm traveling with in a week. I plan on recording every hilarious thing he says/does.

One day I will find and follow all of you. One day.

I suppose you're right. I still can't believe that every halfway decent player other than Mansell left the team during this offseason. Dempsey is a good hire, but without players that means nothing.

Amen. I guess I was naive to assume that they were at least funny people. But I guess I should have realized that if you're relying on some fringe celebrity's name to get attention, you probably aren't very captivating. Whoops.

Well, if you don't respect it you can't force yourself to respect it. But I covered a lower tier D1 college team this year (They made their first NCAA Tournament. Lucky me), and ended up in a pickup game against a few of them this year. I played in high school and keep myself in good shape. I got DEMOLISHED. In the…

After UAlbany lost to them in the most heartbreaking fashions imaginable in both the football AND basketball playoffs this year, I'm still on the fence. I'll root for them...reluctantly.

You had this ([twitter.com]) posted 15 minutes before this ([twitter.com]). And earlier in the week you had this ([twitter.com]) posted three minutes after this ([twitter.com]). Both original tweets had some kind of notation on the photo that it was created (whether it was good or not) by that person. Those notations…

If it were basketball, I'd never root for them. But AE baseball isn't exactly popular. I think their attendance for the whole season was around 3k. LSU drew like 11k against them Friday alone. So why not I guess.

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I thought the same thing, until Bennett made it a point to be the first one to lift the WCF trophy. I want him to die in a bus fire.

I'm sorry, I know. "Wah, wah, the Decision was mean." But how can anyone want to see Clay Bennett lift the Larry O'Brien trophy with Seattle's blood on his hands?

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