LeBron James. What a choke artist.

Eh, if that happens we'll just have another three day debate about him in DUAN. Same as last year. Win-win.

At this point I don't care who wins. I just hope LeBron drops 50 to absolve himself from any and all blame.

"I ONLY HAVE ONE CRYSTAL BALL TO RUB!!!1!

Let's do this DUAN:

Don't bet on I'll Have Another.

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"That is SO disgusting! These women just dump their husbands on a whim to chase some pair of biceps! That's why you can NEVER trust a woman! SUCH PIGS!"

CLEARLY SCARED TO FINISH THE GAME. PRINCE JAMES!!!!!1!

BUT WHAT DID HE DO IN THE 4TH QUARTER!?!?!??!?!?!?1?!?!?!?!11?

He tossed it at Battier. Still soft, but why not just let the ball hit the floor?

Of course with the Euros taking place where they are, Balotelli could always just retort by asking the crowd how many of them it would take to change a lightbulb.

PICTURED: The hearts of every Seattle basketball fan.

I've already changed my avatar for when the changeover happens. Rocking the double star until then!

I just wanna see the ninja do ninja things, but that's not gonna happen anymore!

A few of you guys posted that you aren't going to be commenting here anymore. I've been weaning myself off of it since the news of this new system became a thing. I hope I still get to read you funny fucks' comments and that nobody goes away.

Somebody Be A Witness Tonight

The NBA is Clearly Rigged DUAN:

I would switch Silva with Torres, but those are quite accurate. Villa would have been in the neighborhood of the top 5 had he not broken himself and ruined Barca's season.