I'm a Giants fan, so I have no horse in this race. With that said, I want to burn down a church for every game that Tim Tebow wins and for every week I have to deal with dipshits who tell me how he "inspires his team!"

"Yes."

"Wow, that guy who kicked Frease after Gates floored him is one tough son of a bitch."

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I'll be doing the same. Especially since it will make the Lakers worse, which makes me smile.

He really can't score outside the paint, though. Everyone has an NBA ready body in the NBA, so he needs to work on developing that mid range game as far as I'm concerned.

Good call by the wife on that one. Fuck Siena.

This looks like a 99 percent chance that it's Bent

That was quite the lengthy read. Totally worth it.

Apparently, I needed 9 points from Philip Rivers for Ben Franklin's Ice Auger to defeat Penny's Rookie Card to put me into the playoffs in the DUAN FFL League. BUCKETS.

I'm just going to burn down a church for every game the Broncos win.

Apparently, you can lead a sinner to holy water, but you can't make them drink the blood of Christ.

That fumble was to prevent all other quarterbacks from suffering the same fate. What a guy.

He would have never lived up to that number two pick. Zero chance. He's already inspired a couple of turnovers, so it's shocking that he couldn't inspire them to be returned for touchdowns.

The only reason I'm watching this game is because I want to see Tebow account for 57 total yards and lead no scoring drives, yet have everyone cite his inspirational abilities as the reason for them winning 7-5 over a 2-9 team.

Nope, just the JV game between the Broncos and Vikings.

I have slept in many a full bathtub thanks to Four Loko. For some reason, that's my blackout spot. Never regretted it.

It would be a lot of fun to have him as the secondary play by play guy on the FOX team, after Martin Tyler of course. No way they let either of them touch it in lieu of the FSC guys, though.

The fact the Jeopardy! is on rather than some kind of pregame for the college games tonight is worse than the use of autoplay on this site. What am I, looking to educate myself?

They should remove it for us. That would be less lame.