Hopefully he doesn't eat the supply too quickly, or he'll go into Obese Mode.

Barca, at worst, is 6 points behind Real after they play their 14th of the year. Obviously Real is a great squad, but I won't believe them to be the favorites until it's all said and done. Barcelona are just too good to count out this early.

Just like you tweeted: hard to buy the "Barca's title hopes are in danger" angle.

Also recovering from a recent kicking orgy? Evan Dietrich-Smith.

Stevie Johnson: Performs controversial celebration, does stupid things on the field afterward.

Meanwhile, if Suh did it he would have been sent straight to Principal Goodell's office.

But but but MY team is much better than Houston!

Good to know it gets better!

Only 32". As a student, money is hard to come by, and anything bigger would make my small apartment look depressingly small.

Black Friday DUAN:

"Do Them Doggy Style"

Very much looking forward to Belmont/Memphis at noon and SDSU/Baylor at 2 also. And getting the chance to see more of the WCC at the beginning of the marathon is always fun. They play such uptempo ball, even if the Saint Mary's game was ugly as sin.

Still, it's a step in the right direction. You've got a ton of talent and have made it this far without two of your best four players. The fact that the 9-7 barrier is being broken with a ton of injuries says that there are some great times ahead.

Does anybody else get way too excited to watch this 24 hour college basketball marathon? This guy does.

Wow, that was straight up ninja-esque. Good thing I still have this neck brace from when my mother dropped me on my head.

Holy shit, you know what I just realized? Paterno getting fired just made UAlbany's head football coach, Bob Ford, the winningest active head coach in Division 1. As a UAlbany student, I believe it to be my civic duty to tell everyone I know this fact.

I...want to approve him. But I'm so afraid to that I won't.

Creativity DUAN:

Don't worry, if my Albany Great Danes take care of business against Brown on Monday you'll have another cupcake to practice against.

I put down that one, Comment_Ninja > ESPN Moderators > Tebow, and other terrible ones. My handle is jayfingsanin (the only one that wasn't even an attempt at humor made the end of the video in the under attack post).