Me too, he sounds like a passionate lover.

THAT WAS ME!

UweBullocks > Tebow got a great response. Fantastic.

Matt Moore is just being Michael Vick right now, while Reggie Bush is partying like it's 2005. The Giants can make anyone look good.

Break out the alcohol free champagne! Josh just went HAMilton.

Although one cannot blame Balotelli for his explosive antics this weekend. He was just trying to emulate another Super Mario.

I got to speak to Magic Johnson today when he spoke at our University for Homecoming weekend. Nice guy.

Guys, it's looking like this is going to be the toughest of the Jets' third straight championship after this start.

"The wheels on the team bus go 'round and 'round over Eli."

Norm De Plume has two points by guys not named Adrian Peterson or AJ Green in our 4-0 DUAN FFL bloodbath. He is leading me by three points. Does anyone in the Minneapolis region with a rifle want to do me a favor?

[copies]

The Yankees? Look, pal. I know I'm gettin' up there in age, but I'm smart enough to know that the Revolutionary War isn't still goin' on. What do you think you're gonna trick me into givin' you some insight on a war that isn't even in New York anymore? C'mon. Next caller!

The Ravens defense is approaching Aaron Rodgers' point total in the DUAN FFL League. Hello 4-0.

Now, I know it's not night time. But I saw this guy at the game last night outside of the McDonald's up the street. My dad offered him $2 to take his picture. He gladly obliged.

#slightsandorboobs

My gamertag is imthagreatest42 (I know, I made it when I was like 14 when I thought playing Xbox was something to be proud of.). I fucking love the new defending system. This game is beautiful.

You get used to the stench.

No Middle of Journalism Cla...I mean Halftime Masturbation Kit this week?

Ouch. You're the Chiefs of fantasy football. Glad to hear the league is going well, though.

[puts up Cyrus symbol]