“How is the install of RealEmotions v2.1 going with the press secretary?”

I don’t really know why but I find her press conferences terrifying.

As Smokey Robinson sang in The Tears of a Clown:

Fuck you Sarah, and your boss too.

How can you be a champion for human rights when you describe yourself as someone who can’t emotionally relate to other people and is generally apathetic?

That Rand woman has a LOT to answer for.

It’s amazing that the same people who will not blink an eye at Donald Trump quite openly and clearly expressing his frustration that the attorney general is not protecting him from an investigation into his own campaign probably flipped the fuck out when Bill Clinton had a conversation with Loretta Lynch while Hillary…

Hyper-logical seems like code for sociopath.

he describes himself as a detached and hyper-logical champion of human rights

“She made me FEEL THINGS, your honor!”

I wasn’t aware you could damage the earnings potential of someone getting a PHD in English. Pretty sure they damaged their own.

He said the she had been “emotionally aggressive,” insulted his lack of arousal, and demanded oral sex.

Wow-ee, it’s hard to believe that a guy with an advertised IQ of 240 would ever make a grammatical mistake.

Dagny Taggart let a dude fuck her on top of her fur coat in a goddamn subway tunnel, she would absolUtely fall for this.

Dagney Taggart fell for her own shit AND John Galt’s shit, she would undoubtedly fall for this shit.

Least surprising newly-revealed fact? They’re into Ayn Rand. Of course they are.

That’s precisely what he thinks. That’s why he keeps demanding loyalty to him, rather than to their oath of office.

Of course, Sessions stopped caring a long time ago. He’s getting to do exactly what he’s always wanted to do; fuck with immigrants and black people and put them back “in their place.” A little indignity is a small price to pay for him being able to do the racist shit he’s always wanted to do.

He seems to think the Attorney General is the president’s lawyer

Down with Jacquard Looms! Will no one think of the weavers who invested in expensive looms, that now can’t make a living with machine looms undercutting then, and are taking their own lives!