Not an elfing chance.
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See, I love Dragons, but Baba Yaga is the anti-Trump. She is female rage. She gives no fucks. She pulls no punches. We need this.
Seriously, I would be so embarrassed if the people of Jezebel vote for Fairies. FAIRIES! to take over beauty trends. We are better than this, people. We can be a little more original.
I’m voting female rage all the way. In any other contest I’d like to see dragons win but COME ON. Baba Yaga has been a feminist icon before we knew we needed one.
Also, because I can never not mention this:
LOL careful. Baba Yaga listens, and she is going to eat you.
Do you think Vasilisa is just a bit too twee and good?
Child support is based on your income/how much money you have. If he were a normal guy who made $70,000 a year, it would be adjusted so that he would pay a certain percentage. I don’t know why he is paying so much when he has the baby slightly more than 50%, but that’s something they worked out with their lawyers and…
I know. There doesn to seem to be any rhyme or reason. I have a friend who moved out of state so her husband only got the kid in the summer and she only got something like $1500/month even though he made 6 figures. And then I’ve worked with guys making $15-16 an hour who were paying like 25% of of their income. And I…
I don’t understand how child support works. He has the kid “a skosh more than 50%”, but he has to pay her $20k a month. Does she have to prove this money is being spent (or saved!) for Dream? Is it possible to spend that much on kid every month when they are with you half the time? Is it because he somehow has a…
“Yeah my dads instagram is robphuckedme”
He’s such a fucking manbaby. “More progress against ISIS in the last nine months...” What? H0w? Based on what? These are just words. And his dumbfuck supporters will just look at them and say “See!?!” without even one thought as to what they actually mean.
Passing out bananas is one of the few things he’s actually qualified to do, now you may cry.
But somehow the President of Mexico was able to contact the United States and offer support and assistance... last week.
He’s a shitty dog with a shitty bone DG. It’s super alarming, the fact he’s concerned with such menial small potatoes as his hands...ugh. Just got hit with what like a hundred hurricanes? But he’s gotta fixate on some slight to his fragile masculinity.
I came here to see if anything had been posted about the missle North Korea just launched over Japan. I was greeted with an image of the president holding a banana. That guy is in charge of our defenses. That guy is in charge of the magical suitcase and giant red button.
He didn’t “become” a billionaire, he inherited money from his father and actually has done worse with it than if he had just invested in a fund directly tied to the S&P.
This man can’t let anything go. That is why I’m convinced he wanted to run and win because of the White House correspondence dinner. That’s also why he wants to get rid of anything obama did.