He tells people that they will get rich with minimal effort. People will do whatever to maintain the ilussion that that is possible. We are lazy animals.

How about calling local media and saying “WE’RE OPEN IF ANYONE NEEDS SHELTER! PLEASE DIRECT PEOPLE TO COME HERE” Get on Twitter & FB and let people know.

I don’t know why people would trust him after he tried to ruin Christmas.

Any church or other religious organization that is physically capable of offering shelter during a disaster and doesn’t should have its tax-free status automatically revoked. They should have to pay taxes like any other business until they can prove their charitable value to the community.

There’s a woman I went to school with who posted a status update about a year ago that she had finally fulfilled her lifelong dream, one that she had nurtured throughout her childhood in an incredibly poor African country. That dream? To go to a service at Lakewood fucking Church. The top of my head blew clear off

Bargain bin Benedict Cumberbatch ass

That header image. Oof. How anyone can believe this man or give him a buck is well beyond me.

Yes, because even just collecting data on this topic is bad. Forget analyzing it or proposing changes, even HAVING it would be disastrous. This should come as no surprise from people who are relentlessly anti - education. The less information, the better.

I think the people reading this website have already figured out Ivanka is just a dumb ineffectual bitch who benefits off of her racist, sexist, asshole father by pretending to be above it all. Let her burn. I want to see her lose everything and I want to see her little plastic surgery nose and cheekbones fall…

This makes me happier than anything, for some reason. The whole idea of Dump in full rant, waving his tiny hands, giant tie unfurled and flapping, and half his audience is totally tuned out and reading listicles.

The President* of the United States:

Also, George W. Bush is probably still running around crowing, “Not the worst President! Not the worst President! Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!”

Actual gif of that moment.

lol, especially when he has a penchant for white robes.

Excuse me, but Trump has unequivocally denied that he owns a bathrobe:

I don’t know, guys...I’m starting to think maybe we have a commander-in-chief with the temperament of a petulant child.

So how long will it be until it’s only he and the kids, all wandering around an otherwise empty White House in their bathrobes, still trying to figure out how to turn the lights on?

“President fires Sun and Moon after more people turn out to watch eclipse”