There never is a good reason to use the word 'suckle'.

My first thought was, what a good little Christian boy.

Yes, yes it did.

Taylor Swift leave Aaron Rodgers alone. Signed...The Green Bay Packers.

At this point, reading about celebrities is like reading my horoscope...it distracts and is amusing for a minute or two but, ultimately, completely inconsequential.

And the lowest of the low is celebrity "post-baby" news. I mean, seriously? It's just posted so people can make a quick judgment about whether or not a…

So, the modern Shroud of Turin will be knee high socks?

I have the most boring email. All you'll find is online pizza order receipts and emails from my school yelling at me for not paying my tuition bill. If I were having sex with someone, you definitely wouldn't know from reading my emails.

Oh, oh: this is my favorite! Here is the gist of the Newsies anecdote I pull out... it's not trivia necessarily, and I have made up details BUT THE FACTS ARE REAL AND ARE RELEVANT TO YOUR INTERESTS:

Kenny Ortega was hottt off of Dirty Dancing and working on some other Disney projects. It was the late 80's everyone was…

When Halle Berry and Jen Garner say this, yes, the hypocrisy is mind-boggling. Kristin Bell is pretty genuine and is hardly ever papped. Perhaps the new baby is bringing them unwanted attention they never had before and it's as bad for them as the kid?

As long as we can all admit that celebs play the "happy family" game for press as often as the very same celebs complain about invasion of privacy, I'm cool. Be a hypocrite if you want, just be honest about it. *wink*

Um...The wave of immigration is already happening and has been for a while. Our national population is going up. The thing to remember is that instead of replacing old people with infants, we're actually replacing them with young adults through immigration. So the perpetual panic that we won't have any money to cover…

The number of babies being made is not at all proportional to the number of damn baby pics my friends are posting on Facebook.

Anybody else see this as good news?

Point of clarification for everyone.... THC cannot be consumed through the digestive system unless it has been bound to a lipid or alcohol... (in edibles, the THC is usually extracted into oil/butter, or you can soak it in alcohol)... Eating buds does not do shit. The THC cannot be absorbed by just eating nugs. So…

I read that as "I don't mince my words meow" and almost fell over laughing.

Really, a dog probably shouldn't be eating a brownie, period. Because chocolate. In fact, thinking about that, I can't help but wonder how many of the dogs that ate baked goods containing pot got sick because of the chocolate and not because of the weed.

Talk of irrational arguments advocating something trivial from a bronie. You have made my day Bee.

Don't leave your shit where your pets can get it. End of story.