Damn, it wont embed. This reminds me of this Sealab Skit of "black debbie"

I am fucking disappoint

Yup! She should have quietly passed it along. There's no need for t.v. interviews for her 15 minutes. That's something you might share with friends, not with Matt Laur (I don't know my t.v. people)

Yeah, but come now — if you got this you wouldn't really think the highly unlikely possibility that it was a real, true gift from the POTUS, right? I wouldn't. I'd think "Oh, this is a joke! I will open it now!" Which I'm pretty sure is more or less what she said she thought.

Excellent choices, to which I would like to add "The Way" by Arianna Grande and Mac Miller. It's the sort of song that, if released in the late 1990s, would've placed *maybe* between Billboard's 70th and 80th positions and left the airwaves within a week. In fact, I'm convinced that it was written in the late 1990s…

Current bf is uncut and when erect it's all the same :) (I mean uncut has the *potential* to be uh...slidier? but it's usually not noticeable unless you are giving him a hand job) Flaccid is where you see the difference and some people are bothered by it but idk.

To me, the Steve Kardynal version of Wrecking Ball totally saves it for me. I love it!

A coworker has met the Robertsons through mutual friends a couple of times. She says that Willie is absolutely the head of all of this. Apparently he was trying to get on Survivor and then realized he could sell the whole family as a show. Stupid, he aint.

I hate everything about him. Honestly, he irks the holy fuck out of me and I don't get his popularity. A commenter here called him "Captain Try-hard" and lordy, that's apt.

It was not a "straight up copy". It's clearly influenced by Marvin Gaye's song, but nearly everything about it is different. The bass line is different, the cow bell rhythm is different, the drum fills are different, etc etc

How about all Bruno Mars, too? He needs to be relegated to the dustbin of history.

Interesting application of the Pareto principle - if 20% of both your customers and employees are causing 80% of the problems, pair them up and stick them in the corner where they won't get in everyone else's way. Nice job!

Most of the stupid people I know are completely sober. I'd much rather deal with a pothead than an idiot.

I've known many daily smokers who are both much more intelligent and much harder workers than their non-smoking counterparts. The idea that someone making an informed decision to enjoy a drug that is much safer than alcohol makes them stupid is totally ignorant and proves tells me your probably not in any position to…

"Dumb spouse" implies one spouse was dumb enough to marry a dumb person, which makes both parties...

I'm finding out that those that I report to, have the inverse of intelligence to their salary.

I feel like that is unfair to assume that a stupid co worker has a substance abuse issue. I have a stupid coworker and he constantly has to tell the office how he's never touched alcohol, drugs, smoked a cigarette, etc. Believe me, stupid comes in many forms, even the drug free ones.

I had a cook work for me who was an excellent cook but once we got extemely busy things would start to go downhill fast. It was frustrating for all who were affected by his negative performance. When I sat down and asked him why he thought he was having trouble performing under pressure he told me that he was…

Step 2: divorce. Your spouse probably deserves someone who respects him/her a bit more than you do.

Logic trap.