See "fake geek girl" - complained about largely by geek men.

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

Also, she was probably born in 1996. Just putting that out there so the commentariat can feel the grossness I currently feel answering this question.

Silver Lining Alert!

She was also probably not responsible for the Atlanta Olympic bombing.

That's not nothing in a relationship, you know.

Siiigh...yup...think of how excited people are for celebrity comebacks when it's an accomplished, middle-aged/older white male celebrity.

Being called a douche bag isn't the same as being called fake, you can be a genuine douche bag.

The "fakeness" comes from the idea that women only do things for "attention", rather than because they have personalities.

It's like how I don't know what the fuck Kill La Kill is, but nobody accuses me of being a fake nerd when I say I like anime. Meanwhile, a woman (like my wife) who's into Green Lantern gets called…

I think Kanye West might actually be fake, like, I don't even think he exists, it's just the media trolling us.

I feel like A-Rod has been called fake for years.

Fake dudes don't get called fake, they get called douchebags. For reference, please see every Adam Levine article ever written on this site.

Fine. I'll be the first: Justin Timberlake is fake.

Well, don't take my advice. I first told my bf I loved him after 3 months when we got into some weird drunken shouting argument that ended in him asking me why I was so upset and me responding with, "Because I loooove youuuuuuuuu", followed by me collapsing into a heap of tears on one of the busiest streets in Toronto.

Mechanic: "You got a problem with your tranny. We need to replace it."

I still want that outfit.

Didn't you know. High clavicle means you are less fertile. Science!

This morning's Dirtbag: Kanye want's to make Kim into a superior Beyonce, which of course, is against the laws of physics.

Wow that is lazy and confusing. Can't they just call it Janelle's Semi-Scripted Life?

i just googled it, and apparently this will be Teen Mom 2, season 5.

I think, and maybe I'm wrong since this is totally non-scientific, but once you've already passed the mental barrier of one kid, another one (or two or three) is less of a big deal. While it's all hard for families ill equipped to deal, the thought process of how much harder it's going to be doesn't seem to factor…

That takes forever. Where do the Gallifreyans find the time?