Yeah, except that's not remotely what I said.

The way they make this out to be some sort of miserable serf system is ridiculous. No one is forcing them to be on this squad. If the weight/appearance/hairstyle/attendance requirements are so awful, they could always, you know.....not be an NFL cheerleader? Or am I crazy.

They had to cut away because Sherman started literally sucking his own dick.

PEYTON MANNING, WE COMIN' FOR YOU, NIGGA.

with no help from his teammates

Actually it's a tribute to her former co-star Paul Walker.

Considering that women only comprises of 15% of the workforce in Iran, maternity compensation is not really the problem.

All good big bro @KingJames. At the end of the day we brothas and nothin gonna change that

Most holes people have to climb out of are self inflicted. If someone kicked a wicked drug habit or booze would you make the same comment?

Wait, this isn't charming at all. Who the fuck would steal a date from a blind guy?

What you are speaking of are the Old Testament dietary laws, which were settled at the Jerusalem Council in Acts 15, where it was determined that obedience to the Mosaic/Jewish rituals was not required for followers of Jesus. This is why Christians can eat bacon, shrimp, and lobster.

I'm just a little pissy that I'm still working on the afternoon before Thanksgiving, and wanted to force you to look at a big picture of Bill Belichick kissing a woman. LOOK AT IT.

I don't find it fun to have to compete against your brother in a game where it is so violent. On the other hand, he seriously had it coming and - hm? What's that? Oh, uh, nothing, Lord. I was just telling this nice lady that violence between men, much less between brothers is really unbearable. Who? No, I have no idea…

Marijuana.

Great insight, thanks for taking the time to explain your rebuttals.

Problem is that Boxing is 'devolving' into a shell of itself. The heightened awareness of head trauma (in large part owed to the NFL) coupled with toiling draws at marquee fights means less amateur boxers will get into the sport period.

I'm assuming the average fantasy-terrorist is using a 7.62 mm AK-47, so I have a lot of power that needs to be stopped. Maybe my all-clad pans...

I'll need to be careful - if I survive my first fantasy-terrorist encounter, the fantasy-terrorist cell will recognize me as a credible threat and send better-armed…

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Hair today, gone tomorrow.

God this brought a lot of shit back. I can vividly remember how much I wanted to fit in when I first went to college. I'm kind of ashamed of the person that I was then, I get that I was young, stupid, and desperately in need of friends, but I don't think I had a unique or interesting thought in my head until I was a…